Mountain Biking - The crickets keep jumping...

Because they know they are going to die soon. Soon they will pay and bleed.

Going fishing?

Going crazy?

no, hes about to go for a ride through some fields and run over some crickets

What are they paying for then?

What are they paying for then?
inferiority and their place in the food chain.

MMMM chocolate crickets

MMMM chocolate cricketsYou sir need mental help :p

Not nearly as tasty as chocolate grasshoppers :)

Not nearly as tasty as chocolate grasshoppers :)

I wish I was a crazy canadian...

keyword being crazy.

If wheat is murder and meat is murder what is left to eat? If you resort to cannibalism I can defend myself.

keyword being crazy.The 2nd amendment is the final gaurantor of liberty.A man with a gun is a citezen a man without a gun is a subject.The best example of a strict gun control country was nazi germany . The disarmed citezenry was helpless to resist Hitlers final solution. You are not crazy. Illegittemi non carborundum.

wow...dude, ever heard of spell check?

wow... this thread is about as surreal as they come.. what was the point of it all again?

crickets like to jump?

Because they know they are going to die soon. Soon they will pay and bleed.

so if I keep jumping my bike, does that mean I am going to die soon.

My brain hurts...

we killed the lights and crept slowly up the street
there it was, glowing in the distance
one hell of a manger scene,
the wise men were praying, mary was as hot as ever and joseph seemed to be looking at the mules again
and no one, i mean no one was paying attention
it was a perfect time to put the plan into action
josh hopped out of the car and i stood watch
he approached the biblical scenario cautiously
one false move, and there could have easily been a large german shepherd or senile bus driver on his ass
then, with one swift movement, he snatched the young plastic christ from its hay softened crib
he turned to run and the chords were pulled from the jesus and most of the other characters causing a biblical blackout on the grubbs residence lawn
shouts of glee and laughter hastened as he returned to the car carrying a prepaid ticket straight to hell
we sped off leaving any hint of morality or goodness we ever had on the cold winter street
memories you know

I wish I was a crazy canadian...


keyword being crazy.

I figured the key word would be canadian

I figured the key word would be canadian

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If wheat is murder and meat is murder what is left to eat? If you resort to cannibalism I can defend myself.
that sir, would involve eating meat.

After reading all of this I feel pretty good about my sanity. Man I just thought hillbillys' were nuts. :eek:

we killed the lights and crept slowly up the street
there it was, glowing in the distance
one hell of a manger scene,
the wise men were praying, mary was as hot as ever and joseph seemed to be looking at the mules again
and no one, i mean no one was paying attention
it was a perfect time to put the plan into action
josh hopped out of the car and i stood watch
he approached the biblical scenario cautiously
one false move, and there could have easily been a large german shepherd or senile bus driver on his ass
then, with one swift movement, he snatched the young plastic christ from its hay softened crib
he turned to run and the chords were pulled from the jesus and most of the other characters causing a biblical blackout on the grubbs residence lawn
shouts of glee and laughter hastened as he returned to the car carrying a prepaid ticket straight to hell
we sped off leaving any hint of morality or goodness we ever had on the cold winter street
memories you know
Now THAT, is funny

I can't help but say I found it at least mildly amusing myself... stealing a plastic jesus from someone's yard. beautiful

bahahahahaha...reminds me of when I took all those Kerry signs and put them in someone's yard who was pro-bush :D

hahah, i steal street signs for fun, i have like 6....btw you americans eat alot more f'ed up crap than we do up here, wtf is a McRib? i swaer i saw that on the mc******s menu when i was in the states last....and one more question, why do all americans like that mesquite flavor, tastes like cigar smoke...

I can't help but say I found it at least mildly amusing myself... stealing a plastic jesus from someone's yard. beautiful
well thanks. I write alot of stupid crap like that! most people hate it

hahah, i steal street signs for fun, i have like 6....btw you americans eat alot more f'ed up crap than we do up here, wtf is a McRib? i swaer i saw that on the mc******s menu when i was in the states last....and one more question, why do all americans like that mesquite flavor, tastes like cigar smoke...I have street signs too...alot of them, and I've given a few away...anyways a McRib is some attempt at a sandwich by McDonald's...never had one. As far as mesquite...it doesn't taste like a cigar in the least...cigars taste like ass, and I'll be the first to say I dont like the smell of smoke. Mesquite doesn't taste or smell like it. I don't know what you're smelling

dude that flavor is fully smokey...i hate that when im in the states and get ribs or bq chicken or anything, and that sauce is on it...bah, tastes dirty, gimme jerk chicken anyday

And this is related to crickets how?

:D Dude, don't you know? There talking about mesquite crickets vs jerk crickets. I like mine east carolina style with a vinagar sause on them. Yum Yum......... :beer:

I wanna play Jesus in an action movie with Keanu Reaves.

this thread... is just... wow.

Has anyone tried cricket jerkey? Perfect in your backpack for that long ride,it'll keep ya hoppin'.

mmmm....backpack......

This thread aint dying. No effing way. Let's talk about bees.

:D Have ya tried that bee wax powerbar, It gives ya a real buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. See if you can work with that. LOL

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I just think it would be cool if I had a pointy stick with poison to stab stuff with, like a bee

:o That was pretty bad,I'll try to control myself.

I just think it would be cool if I had a pointy stick with poison to stab stuff with, like a bee

I've always wanted on of the ma' self. :rolleyes: