ever wonder???

[flaming_burrito]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangley things here and drink whatever comes out?"

[LightCycles]

I thought it was 5 out 4 had a problem with fractions! lol Don't let your mind wonder! Its to small to be out by itself! lol

[catatonic]

what really scares me is whoever first ate an egg..."hey did you see that giant rock that came out of that chicken's *&^...lets try to eat it!"

[Raiyn]

Man learned from other animals who don't overthink where their food comes from.

[boyze]

and who was the crazy person who thought an efficient mode of human transport would be 2 skinny wheels attached to a welded steel triangular frame fitted between the legs of a human who would have to simultaneously pedal and balance this contraption while nagivating down rutted dirt roads :eek:

[flaming_burrito]

have you ever wondered where why it's called an asteroid when it's in space and they call it a hemroid when it's on ur butt.

[hi565]

Whos the person to think of of getting two wheels putting them together witha frame and ride it? :D

[catatonic]

who's the first person to think of eating hot peppers....I really wanted to see the guys reaction after biting into an habanero or something.

[iamlucky13]

As long as we're at it, who came up with the Toyota Scion or the Honda Element and perhaps more important, why are we still giving licenses to people blind enough to actually buy them?

[catatonic]

i dunno, the scion Xb doesnt look too bad, boxy looking, but at least the interior room is nice.

[flaming_burrito]

here's the entire list that i found

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangley things here and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt.

3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix the hole in their boat?

7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

8. Why does your DR. leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

10. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

11. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

12. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

13. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

14. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

15. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

16. Stop singing and read on .....

17. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

18. Why do they call it an as! teroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

19. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

20. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

[iamlucky13]

21. Do employees at Lipton take coffee breaks?

22. How much fuller would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

[Dave Moulton]

How fast would lightning be if it didn't zig-zag?

[flaming_burrito]

How come celebs that hardly do anything all day and make millions when us who work our butts off make minimum wage?????????

[flaming_burrito]

and the answer to number 20 on the list: yes, it does make you arrive faster because there is less time between ariving time and the last button press

[hi565]

here's the entire list that i found

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangley things here and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt.

3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix the hole in their boat?

7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

8. Why does your DR. leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

9. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

10. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

11. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

12. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

13. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

14. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

15. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

16. Stop singing and read on .....

17. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

18. Why do they call it an as! teroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

19. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

20. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

ROTFL :roflmao: Thats a good one

[catatonic]

number four is because the bulb will eventually ice over, and then what good is it?

12 what really scares me is what part of the baby would it come from :(

Now...if you were travelling at twice the speed of light, and you turn on your headlights...what happens?

[suntreader]

and who was the crazy person who thought an efficient mode of human transport would be 2 skinny wheels attached to a welded steel triangular frame fitted between the legs of a human who would have to simultaneously pedal and balance this contraption while nagivating down rutted dirt roads :eek:

I don't know for sure, but two of them built the first airplane!

[CO-Tandem-Dawg]

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

When you transport something by boat, it is called cargo, but when you transport something by car it is called a shipment?

Why are they called apartments when they are so close together?

[Stacey]

Ever wonder why people so blatantly plagerize George Carlin without giving proper respect?

Ever wonder? :rolleyes:

[CO-Tandem-Dawg]

NOW I remember why those sounded familiar to me

"D'OH" (Homer Simpson)