Foo - The miracle product thread

Here is your chance to act like the Shamwow/ Oxiclean guy.

List your miracle products here. I guess some have to be bike related, so this doesn't get moved to foo.

My miracle product is called liquid smoke and makes everything taste like bacon. I guess I can start eating vegetables now.

http://media1.teenormous.com/items/www.apieceofshirt.com/tees-bacon_vegetable.jpg

I like my shamwow.

awww dude.

Whenever I hear someone say Shamwow, all I think about is the guy doing the Slap Chop commercial screaming about how we're gonna love his nuts.....

I take it the new pass time in the road forum is trying to start threads that don't get moved to Foo.

Maybe we should start a thread in Foo and get it moved into Road for a change.

But what could one talk about on a bike forum to get it moved to the Road Forum?

But what could one talk about on a bike forum to get it moved to the Road Forum?

Well, we need to work on this one.

So should I get Zipps or pay the gas bill this month?

haha. they're merciless!

Get Zipps. They have been scientifically proven to make you faster and make you a hit with the opposite gender.

So should I get Zipps or pay the gas bill this month?
Zipps are out. For real Roadie speed you need:
http://walyou.com/img/led_bike_wheels_monkey_electric_2.jpg

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Try these for a touch of class.

Bike related: Pedros Bike Lust will make your beater look showroom shiny (great to slap on before taking pics for ebay : )
Non bike related: Trojan Thintensity/Thinsation? They are the non studded non ribbed super thin ones, OMG its not even there and for $7 for a box of 12 blows those overpriced Extacy ones (over $10 here) out of the water.

Maybe since both products have a sexual theme my opinion may be one sided :D

Neosporin.

I can tape up my hanging "chads" of ceiling tiles that the landlord SAID he was going to replace - and can make everything look oooooo sooo goood.

Ahhhh ... behold the miracle of WHITE!

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/public/3dtPQ0aHUraOo8jSnWLZgVcBsd_FjljyYE1LJaT_xyKtdWZ73hpJ3eZEIyiBfl0mW6qn2ShPASG5gcbxdZ3fiiaywoJ32ymuaWl7 C0VpxSAf3nOYc47up91uXacpYNfVSGJ88Sg8R6_BHVw-kRKV4B-I8DAs66HHxqU

Bio Green Clean. I was a skeptic, but that stuff works.

Photshop. Anything that can make Chip look that good has got to be a miracle.

Hi.

Love, FOO.

Super Happy Fun Ball and / or LOG!

Super Happy Fun Ball and / or LOG!

do not make super happy fun ball mad.

Ky

Ky

not needed :innocent:

not needed :innocent:

Burn Cream?

not needed :innocent:

fine...Beer.

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Try these for a touch of class.

I have these. They are awesome. At least in my bike-geek head they are anyway :P

(I like to ride around at night pretending I am a UFO, OK? )

Um... miracle product... oh yeah! Nature's Miracle enzyme-based pet stain/odor remover. I have old and stupid cats. It works.

They also make a fantastic mess-absorber (basically sawdust and enzymes); it doesn't matter HOW gross a mess you're dealing with - vomit and worse - dump this onto it and the smell disappears almost instantly, plus you can then just sweep it up. Cats again, plus a special guest appearance by my toddler nephew and a friend's puppy!