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dprayvd
07-12-11, 10:28 PM
What more (http://www.redding.com/news/2011/jul/12/police-track-redding-burglary-suspect-through-obsc/) could I possibly say? (http://shastamugshots.com/mugs/19321-thumb.jpg) (NSFW, has the f-word)

Hmmm.


GentlemanGeorge
07-13-11, 07:11 AM
Couldn't the dude just wear a bandana or something? Sheesh.

CbadRider
07-13-11, 09:48 AM
You have to wonder if the tatto artist burst out laughing after the guy left his shop.


bigbenaugust
07-13-11, 10:23 AM
Wow, good ol' Redding.

dprayvd
07-13-11, 10:26 AM
Thanks Cbad. I do beg the Forum's pardon.

bigbenaugust
07-13-11, 10:29 AM
Redding, up there in the almost-once-was-a-state of Jefferson.

skijor
07-13-11, 10:57 AM
I recommend a chop-squirrel coverup tattoo.

overthehillmedi
07-13-11, 11:30 AM
His Granny most surely be awful proud of him, not! :lol:

bigbenaugust
07-13-11, 12:09 PM
No kidding.

I had to do some digging to even consider that this site was Redding, California, since... uhh, Redding has the internet now?

Yeah, someone screwed up and let them have the Internet. They even have access to BF.

jsharr
07-13-11, 12:10 PM
Yeah, someone screwed up and let them have the Internet. They even have access to BF.

so you can trust us, did the tattoo hurt?

bigbenaugust
07-13-11, 12:20 PM
so you can trust us, did the tattoo hurt?

I am too chicken for tattoos... and also, Redding is 4+ hours from here on a good day. I haven't been there since... 2001, and that was just a fuel stop on the way to Oregon.

jsharr
07-13-11, 12:22 PM
I am too chicken for tattoos... and also, Redding is 4+ hours from here on a good day. I haven't been there since... 2001, and that was just a fuel stop on the way to Oregon.

seriously, i appreciate you gotta stay in character to protect your alibi, so let me rephrase that, theoretcally speaking, did it hurt?

bigbenaugust
07-13-11, 12:29 PM
seriously, i appreciate you gotta stay in character to protect your alibi, so let me rephrase that, theoretcally speaking, did it hurt?

I just can't imagine how dumb one would have to be to request that profanity be permanently emblazoned across one's forehead. This causes me great difficulty.

bigbenaugust
07-13-11, 12:33 PM
This is my kind of tattoo right here: Royal International Air Tattoo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_International_Air_Tattoo)

jsharr
07-13-11, 12:45 PM
I remember a story about a guy that was tattoed as an act of retribution while in prision. ****** or molestor and a victims relative was incarcerated at same facility or somesuch.

dprayvd
07-13-11, 07:57 PM
Yeah, someone screwed up and let them have the Internet. They even have access to BF.

Dude, I've been here for awhile.

Soooo, seein' how jsharr's outed you, what now? :D

bigbenaugust
07-13-11, 10:10 PM
Dude, I've been here for awhile.

I think Redding was stealing Sacramento's wireless until at least 2007.


Soooo, seein' how jsharr's outed you, what now? :D

I figure he has three options:

1. Public Office. Every politician thinks it, but this guy has it written on his forehead.
2. Reality show. Every other freak gets one.
3. Have jsharr send him a giant Texas 10-gallon hat and have him wear it... for the rest of his life.

jsharr
07-13-11, 11:04 PM
He could just shove his head back where he had it when he decided to get that tattoo...

skijor
07-13-11, 11:06 PM
P&Ra?

CbadRider
07-14-11, 08:33 AM
P&Ra?

:lol:

bigbenaugust
07-14-11, 10:27 AM
Only if the "R" stands for "Redding".

himespau
07-14-11, 10:35 AM
3. Have jsharr send him a giant Texas 10-gallon hat and have him wear it... for the rest of his life.

staple that sucker on. Shouldn't hurt much more than getting that tattoo to begin with.

sknhgy
07-15-11, 03:56 PM
How does the redneck part fit in to this? I don't get it.