Foo - Is there something worse?

Something worse that sitting on your wedding tackle when you sit on your relief cut saddle?

I played soccer for many years and took my far share of shots to the groin. I have been kicked in fights and friendly disagreements, but I swear that nothing come close the stomach churning effect of dropping your weight onto your twig and berries on a relief cut saddle.

Ever dropped those same Twig & Berries into a Cuisnart? You'll pray for a relief cut saddle after that.

your friends kick you in the junk over a disagreement? Boy, I'd sure hate to meet your enemies...

your friends kick you in the junk over a disagreement? Boy, I'd sure hate to meet your enemies...

True story: When I was in the sixth grade (age 11 I guess?) we used to play a Q&A game with unsuspecting classmates:

Q: What's the capitol of Thailand?
A: Bangkok
BAM!

or sometimes
Q: What was the Beverly Hillbillies' last name?
A: Clampett
KRANK!

...all in fun, of course.

Ever dropped those same Twig & Berries into a Cuisnart? You'll pray for a relief cut saddle after that.

What about cutting them off and putting them in the garbage disposal (http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/14/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=ju_c2)?

What about cutting them off and putting them in the garbage disposal (http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/14/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=ju_c2)?


No way his bike wil fit in his kitchen sink. just saying.

No way his bike wil fit in his kitchen sink. just saying.

I tried to fit my bike in the kitchen for a bath last month. Nothin' doin'.

I tried the bathtub, but then wife came home. That was bad.