Clydesdales/Athenas (200+ lb / 91+ kg) - True Grit - The Stoutdog - Historian Ohio Bicycle Adventure, Day One

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Neil_B
07-18-11, 10:29 AM
Plans made. Rental car picked up. Gear packed. I turned the key, the motor roared to life, and I backed onto the road for my 8 hour drive to Ohio.....

I'd been planning this trip with thestoutdog for months. At first we'd discussed riding across Pennsylvania north to south. But it was impossible to get our time off to coincide. Finally we agreed it would be easier if I came out to Ohio and rode from there. My plans were to ride with Stoutie for two day, to just over the PA border at Pymatuning. At that point he'd get picked up and I'd continue towards home.

After a restful night's sleep at Stoutie's place, we packed up the bikes and trailers. The first downstrokes were made a few minutes after ten Am:

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And our first problem developed. A mile or so into the trip, I blew out the rear tire. Stoutdog rode to a nearby bike shop with my old tire and I waited on the curb next to my poor bike.

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By 11:45 we were rolling again. But to where? My maps from Map My Ride were OK, but not living in the area I'd not chosen the most direct route. Stoutdog was trying to decipher the directions. Finally after ten minutes debating which way to ride on Fishcreek Road, and a couple of wrong turns, we were on our way.

It was now I discovered two things about Ohio:

1. It does have hills, or at least significant rises.
2. Its roads don't have shoulders.

I had to walk up a climb in Stow. Fortunately for me it was the only climb I'd walk on this ride.

My route used the Portage Trail for about seven miles. We were happy to find the trailhead. Especially since it just started to rain. We ducked into a trail shelter.

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The rain stopped, and we pedaled on. We reached Kent, where we pulled into a mini-mart for fuel and fluid just as the second band of rain hit.

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At the trail's end, we discovered that Map My Ride had routed onto an imaginary trail to continue the trip. We rode on Ohio Route 88 for a stretch as Stoutie got to a point his GPS could reroute us. We spent the next few hours working on the route, dodging Ohio drivers, and getting wet. I started keeping count of the bands of rain, and gave up when I reached the eleventh....

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Finally, after hours of riding through Ohio countryside without any place to get food or water, we found a gas station. It was seven PM and we had five miles to go to our destination, Mosquito Creek State Park. I was leading the ride at this point, and pulled into the lot. Stoutie was ten minutes behind me. I didn't realize how much he had been suffering on the trip until he arrived and started gobbling down Yellow Zingers.

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We finally reached the campground about 8. We were both beat. I found out the reason Stoutdog was lagging behind me was that he was having muscle cramps so severe he couldn't pedal. Meanwhile I'd noticed I was having problems mounting the bike the last stretch to the park.

We unpacked our wet gear, set up our wet tents, and had a meal on my campstove.

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Stoutdog wasn't hungry, but I made him eat so he had something hot, nutritious, and salty in him. It took the edge off our mutual misery. As I crawled into my tent it began to rain again....

I had leg cramps during the night, but that was expected. The next morning I heard Stoutdog get up. After a few minutes I limped from my tent.

"How did you sleep?"

"I had two major asthma attacks, leg cramps, and I couldn't sleep. I'm coughing up blood. I just texted my wife, she's going to be here in an hour."

I began to help my friend break camp. Stoutdog is a relentlessly cheery individual most days. Today wasn't one of them. As we sat on the wet bench waiting for his wife, I reminded my friend of something.

"You remember when you were the Histosayreianmaniac on Bike Forums and posted that your 2011 goals including doing a bike tour? Well, congratulations. You are now a bike tourist."

"I guess I am."

"Look, how many cyclists would willing put ourselves through what we faced yesterday? The truck driver who nearly killed you -"

"Yeah, that black pickup."

"There were two? I was thinking of the 18 wheeler."

"I forgot about that one."

"And then the rain and the mechanical and the bonking and cramps. And on top of it, doing it with your medical history. That's pretty tough."

Stoutdog's wife pulled up, and we loaded his stuff. I said goodbye and asked that he call or text me with a report on his condition. The rain started again as the car pulled away.

I was so concerned for my friend I didn't notice I was limping and bent like a question mark. I packed up and tried to mount the bike. I couldn't. I lowered the saddle and pedaled a few feet. Massive pain in my lower back. Once or twice a year I hurt my back, and need a day or two to recover. I pedaled to the front of the park, and then to the showerhouse, while I tried to plan my next move. My friend Troy, who was going to be hosting me on his farm in PA in two days, agreed to come get me that evening. My plans were changing......


Sayre Kulp
07-18-11, 07:06 PM
Rough days are the ones that separate the men from the boys.

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

skilsaw
07-18-11, 08:49 PM
That's touring. Just getting out there is an achievement sometimes.


Neil_B
07-18-11, 10:02 PM
Rough days are the ones that separate the men from the boys.

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

BTW, the mileages were 46 for me and 50 for Stoutdog. It was a personal best for the year for both of us.

Mr. Beanz
07-18-11, 10:23 PM
Cool report!:thumb:

goldfinch
07-19-11, 06:05 AM
I can't believe how tough people are on this forum. Good report.

BigUgly
07-19-11, 07:29 AM
At the trail's end, we discovered that Map My Ride had routed onto an imaginary trail to continue the trip


This is why I will never rely on Map My Ride unless I know the area. This happened several times on a ride last year and I ended up pedaling along a 4 lane highway which extended an already painful ride by about 15 miles.

Great ride report!!

BadKarma62
07-19-11, 07:43 AM
Definitely puts the STOUT in stoutdog!!!!

Hang in there guys.

indyfabz
07-19-11, 08:01 AM
This is why I will never rely on Map My Ride unless I know the area.


We planned our escape from Butte, MT during our recent tour around the southwest portion of the state using Google Maps. Park St. ends of what sounds like an idyllic route towards the I-90 frontage road we needed to reach--The Blue Bird Trail. It tunred out to be a series of extremely steep dirt/rock/sand "roads" that were marked by ruts up to 9" deep caused by runoff and one tiny pond of standing water that, fortunately, we could skirt. We had to walk in a few spots.

Should have asked the locals for a better route out.

Pamestique
07-19-11, 02:32 PM
Neil: I learned this the hard way... Tylenol back pain relief pads will be your friends. I think 3 or 4 sets come in a box and you can take them out (they are in pouches) and keep them in your pack. When you go to sleep (on the cold, hard ground) split the pad (it has two halves) and place it on either side of the your lower back. The wonderful heat is amazing! You can even ride with them on (and i have). I can't tell you how many trips I spent half bent over in pain... since I discovered these pads... no more!

Your adventure does sound rough. Hope things get better for you from now out!

exile
07-19-11, 02:47 PM
It sounds like a memorable adventure for the both of you. At least you know your next adventure can only get better.

AltheCyclist
07-19-11, 03:03 PM
Nice shots! What was the start and destination goal (I'm assuming northern Ohio to the east coast) ?

magohn
07-19-11, 03:47 PM
Nice ride report guys. You both remind me of teabags; The hotter the water the stronger you become... ;)

CraigB
07-19-11, 08:33 PM
That pic of the Stoutster has him looking decidedly like Maurice Minnifield. ;)

Neil_B
07-19-11, 10:12 PM
That pic of the Stoutster has him looking decidedly like Maurice Minnifield. ;)

Personally I think he looks like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski. The frightening thing is that his son, thestoutpup, looks like "the Dude."

Seve
07-19-11, 10:46 PM
Great ride reports guys. :thumb:

What is they say, no battle plan survives the first contact with the enemy.

Have fun and stay safe.:)

prxmid
07-20-11, 05:29 AM
So.....what was the matter with Stoutdog. Coughing up blood!!!

wfournier
07-20-11, 06:10 AM
sounds like an interesting trip lol.

GeoBigJon
07-20-11, 06:14 AM
Great ride report, sounded like a miserable start. I am interested to see how the rest goes, thanks for sharing. Good luck out there.

Neil_B
07-22-11, 10:28 AM
So.....what was the matter with Stoutdog. Coughing up blood!!!

Stoutie recovered after a couple of days of taking it easy.

Neil_B
07-22-11, 10:30 AM
Nice shots! What was the start and destination goal (I'm assuming northern Ohio to the east coast) ?

Stow, Ohio. The goal was Pymatuning State Park in PA, on the Ohio border. Stoutdog was going to get picked up and I was going to ride home.

Neil_B
07-29-11, 10:30 AM
Bump. My friend just before we set out.

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SRR
07-30-11, 02:09 AM
I love ride reports like this - though I prefer the happy ones. I appreciate (and respect) the honesty on the miserable/painful ones though.