foehn
11-16-04, 09:23 AM
A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to
$500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most
sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model
it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that
it might as well be nothing I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return
it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"
He never heard the shot,
Funeral services are pending.........
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to
$500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most
sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model
it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that
it might as well be nothing I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return
it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"
He never heard the shot,
Funeral services are pending.........