Foo - ARGH!!! My dog ate my stash!

a friend posted this on another forum and I thought it funny, so enjoy...

He's fine just really hung over. Funniest thing that’s happened to me in a long time.

We woke up to
1 empty shreded baggy.
2 large bowls of dog food empty.
2 large bowls of water empty.
2 large piles of throw up. 3 big piles of crap. Piss all over the kitchen.

Da boy had a party at the house while his parents slept. .
Wife’s pissed, the pooch is in the doghouse and I can't stop giggling. That doesn’t help with the wife’s attitude.

Dude, what is this?

Labrador.

Labrador?

Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. I had to follow him around for a week to get it back.

Sorry, may not remember it word for word :)

:D

Man, what is in this ****, man?

Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

What's Labrador?

It's dog ****.

What?

Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.

Yeah?

I had it on the table and the little mother****er ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

You mean we're smokin' dog ****, man?

Gets ya high, don't it? I think it's even better than before, you know?

Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

If people drink coffe that the bean has been eaten and pooped out...

Lord Opie - Thanks - my memory is shot!

Stacey - they not only drink it, it's the most expesive coffee on the planet! WTF?

Here doggie, doggie...

Did anyone notice the little ad robot between hereNT and LordOpie. Sometimes I'm amazed at the relevence they come up with. Kinda' makes "Terminator" seem further off than before...

bicycle pedals? hows this?

Lord Opie - Thanks - my memory is shot!

Stacey - they not only drink it, it's the most expesive coffee on the planet! WTF?

you know...now i wonder if i could sell my own cofee....catatonic's.....experience the coffee of a guy who eats way too much garlic and hot peppers....

...then i could make a livejounal about how everyone has touched my "ass-coffee" a-la the boys in the hall "ass-pennies" skit.

How in the world was a dog attracted to it enough to eat it? A cat I could understand, and my dog eats some of the leaves of stuff growing around my yard, but a stash???

Years ago I had a Lab that had the same tastes, couldn't leave the stuff in his reach. I remember telling a friend about this and he didn't believe it. So he held out a huge bud and Phred scarfs it up. Needless to say he was a happy puppy and my friend was pissed. But he didn't listen oh well. I must say he did not have the physical effect your dog showed he did eat more but he mainly just lied on the floor staring, or chased imaginary flies :D

Years ago I had a Lab that had the same tastes, couldn't leave the stuff in his reach. I remember telling a friend about this and he didn't believe it. So he held out a huge bud and Phred scarfs it up. Needless to say he was a happy puppy and my friend was pissed. But he didn't listen oh well. I must say he did not have the physical effect your dog showed he did eat more but he mainly just lied on the floor staring, or chased imaginary flies :D


:roflmao:

Reminds me of one of my friend's dogs. It's a black lab, and he smoked that dog up like nobody's business.

Darned pooch ate 1/2 of one of those 40lb bags of Purina in one night... :roflmao:

ahahaha..

dog's are hilarious... especially when you fill their water bowl with BEER.

:eek:

Oh, my Black Lab, 'Hope', loved keggers! All she would need to see is the ice tub and blanket come out and BAM! she was right there with her water bowl to be filled Had to be the first draught out LMAO

She'd get some wicked hangovers too!

one of my old high school buds had a jack russel that actually got angry if you didnt give him a toke (even if its just second hand blown in his face) while everyone was passing it around.

Needless to say, seeing a rather small jack russel jump right up in someone's face and grunt everytime they don't give him a hit was nothing short of comedy gold...especially when.....toasty.

I had a rat that ate a friends baggie when he stayed over. The guy scrounged a few doobies from the nest...rat slept for 2 days.

Had a friends dad tell a story of smoking a big hash brick in the '70's at a campsite.
They got soo wrecked they left the hash on the table and went to sleep.
When they awoke there were many squirrels passed out in the campsite, fully limp.
They gathered them up and drove them to a wildlife hospital..(all survived).

I'd have made squirrel stoner stew.

heh...

by the way...dont ever get a cat drunk...it's funny for the first hour or two...but once he gets stuck to the wall, ceiling, etc and you cant get him down and he wont shut up, it starts to lose it's novelty.