Books, Movies, Music & Entertainment - Favorite lines from NAPOLEAN DYNOMITE

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skitbraviking
11-20-04, 05:17 PM
Mine is:

Eat your food, Tina! You lard butt!


pitboss
11-21-04, 11:46 AM
Anything said by Rex (D. Bader) during his explanation of "Rex Kwan Do"...

digadog
12-07-04, 01:24 PM
"I just made $6..that's a dollar a hour" or something like that.
That movie rules. I just saw that movie again this past weekend. Pedro was there live in person and they had dance contests, glamour shots, free tater tots, etc. It was fun.


skitbraviking
12-07-04, 08:02 PM
Awesome.

My girlfriend is in London studying and she says they were handing out "Vote for Pedro" signs around the U of London campus.

I wanna see it again.

digadog
12-07-04, 08:41 PM
That's bad ass!! Yeah..if you wore a "vote for Pedro" shirt you got in for half off..
That movie is definitley one you can watch over and over. One of the best movies this year.

RoundTrip
12-20-04, 12:00 AM
Napoleon-"Will you bring me my chapstick?"
Kip-"Napoleon, I'm real busy."
Napoleon-"But my lips hurt REAL BAD!"

hillarious movie. :D

2mtr
12-20-04, 04:39 AM
I thought about that, trying to invent a new meme or something. But you know, it's the way they say it, not necessarily what they say. Not withstanding, however, gotta be: "Eat your food, Tina. Eat!" Or perhaps: "Who wants chimichangas for lunch next year? ... Not me. If you vote for me, it'll be Summer all year long."

skitbraviking
12-20-04, 09:40 AM
The DVD comes out tomorrow!!

skitbraviking
12-20-04, 09:41 AM
"Gimme some tots!"

digadog
12-20-04, 07:44 PM
The DVD comes out tomorrow!!

yeah!! that's on my X-mas list!

skitbraviking
12-21-04, 09:01 AM
yeah!! that's on my X-mas list!


I'm out the door in a few hours time to get mine.

digadog
12-21-04, 05:44 PM
I'm out the door in a few hours time to get mine.

Yeah, I ended up buying it today also. Couldn't resist.

MadMan2k
12-21-04, 10:27 PM
I looked at it in Walmart.. the movie actually is good? :S

heck.yes.i.did
01-05-05, 10:43 PM
Mine is:

Eat your food, Tina! You lard butt!

I thought it was "Come get your dinner Tina, you fat lard!" :o

MacMan
01-06-05, 08:24 AM
"Tina you fat llama, come get your food" (or so I thought!)

skitbraviking
01-06-05, 10:08 AM
"You're just jealous because I've been chatting with hot babes on the internet for over TWO hours!"

snakehunter
01-06-05, 10:31 AM
"Shocks.....AND PEGS!?!?............LUCKY"

digadog
01-06-05, 07:04 PM
"Your mom goes to college"

xveganx
01-07-05, 08:38 AM
"Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at
the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the
Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective
spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful
existence of our underwater ally."

skitbraviking
01-07-05, 09:26 AM
"Shocks.....AND PEGS!?!?............LUCKY"


"Did you ever take it off an really sweet jumps?"

danr
01-07-05, 04:54 PM
Just saw it a couple of hours ago. I will be buying this one on DVD.

Pedro: "What traits do I have?"
Napoleon: "You have a sweet bike." - something like that.

arboc!
01-07-05, 04:56 PM
do the chickens have large talons?

hollis
01-07-05, 05:35 PM
I caught you a delicious bass.

RegularGuy
01-07-05, 05:48 PM
Pedro: "What traits do I have?"
Napoleon: "You have a sweet bike." - something like that.

Skills. Not traits. Skills. Gosh!

My favorite line: "But my lips hurt really bad!"

skitbraviking
01-07-05, 10:28 PM
do the chickens have large talons?


ROTFAPIMP

PhattTyre
01-07-05, 10:47 PM
"Make yourself a damn quesa-dila."

danr
01-09-05, 09:17 AM
Skills. Not traits. Skills. Gosh!

My favorite line: "But my lips hurt really bad!"

Thanks a lot. Because of you, everyone at Bike Forums thinks I'm an idiot. ;)

sbeatonNJ
01-09-05, 10:08 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=27948&item=7125071482&rd=1

I can't tell if this is the real deal or not, but either way its pretty funny.

"There are a bunch of gangs in this school. One of em wants me because Im pretty good with a bowstaff."

Specializedride
01-09-05, 11:27 AM
Napoleon: do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?
later
Napoleon: wow, you must have got like three feet of air.

arboc!
01-09-05, 01:34 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=27948&item=7125071482&rd=1

I can't tell if this is the real deal or not, but either way its pretty funny.

"There are a bunch of gangs in this school. One of em wants me because Im pretty good with a bowstaff."
doesnt look like the real one

Specializedride
01-09-05, 07:54 PM
the real one was less flashy

livestrong91
01-26-05, 06:25 PM
Napolean: "I don't have any good skills."
Pedro: "Aren't you good at drawing like animals and warriors or something?"
Napolean: "Yeah. Pretty good. The best I know of."

DriveBy
01-28-05, 12:45 PM
doesnt look like the real one

And that one doesn't even have any sweet pegs, you flippin idiot. GOSH! :p

J-McKech
01-31-05, 11:35 PM
Deb:...and here we have boondoggle keychains, a must have for this seasons fashion
Napleon: I already made like infinite of those at scout camp!

pedal
02-04-05, 12:05 PM
What was that old road bike Napolean road when he pulled Kip into town?


I tell people that movie is like watching Star Wars kid for 2 hours...so great.