Jokes & Humor - why i will never tell another blonde joke (even though i'm a guy)

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flaming_burrito
11-22-04, 01:43 PM
i was working on a project for math class, and misunderstood something that was in our instructions. so, i called one of the girls in my class and this is what happened:

Her: Hello

Me: Hey

Her: Hey, what are you doing?

Me: I'm workin' on my math project. I need some help with something.

after this, i couldn't hear her. so i began saying "hello, hello" over and over and over. and saying things like "are you there", "where are you"

so i hung up the phone and called for a second time. "she" said the EXACT same thing as before. she set up her voicemail so that it goes, hello, and then, hey, what are you doing. The second time i called, i heard a faint beeping, little did i know that it was a voicemail recording beep. that is of course, until a few seconds later. so i asked about it at school and we had a good laugh about it. but it did feel kind of embarrassing :D


hi565
11-22-04, 01:50 PM
:roflmao: :lol: good job

webist
11-22-04, 03:08 PM
My favorite answering machine message was one used by a friend of mine.

"Please leave a message as fast as you can and I'll return your call at the beep."


qmsdc15
11-22-04, 03:17 PM
I don't know. My "friend" had a message like that. Hello? (pause) OK (pause) yeah sure (pause)...

During the pauses I said Hi, it's Rod, Ok to drop by?, See you in a little while then.

I wasn't amused that he wasn't there when I arrived. Maybe some of you can get a chuckle from it now though. Practical jokes are funny except to the victim. Still you got to laugh and pretend it's funny while you think of a way to get revenge.