Allister
11-22-04, 09:11 PM
Dang. Almost got away with it. (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1693&NEXTID=0&PREVID=1717&DISPLAYORDER=20041108194552&CAT=movies&NSFW=)
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Hopper
11-22-04, 11:51 PM
That's hillarious. Jus ta question, but how many people here can say the alphabet backwards z-a? I can't, does that make me drunk?
Allister
11-23-04, 03:58 PM
I get the feeling this guy's been in this situation before and has been practicing.
catatonic
11-23-04, 04:47 PM
Heh, that's great. I got that question once...I was sober too, just incredibly tired and out of caffeine...my only answer was "Officer, not trying to be a smartass, but have you ever seen anyone do the ABC's backwards while sober?" I loved his response "I can't say I have, but lets try this for science, ok?"
It took me a while, but I screwed up at m and n.
i passed the coordination and everything else though, especially once I discovered I had some chocolate covered espresso beans in the car's center console while he was trying to find more things for me to do :D
It took me a while, but I screwed up at m and n.
i passed the coordination and everything else though, especially once I discovered I had some chocolate covered espresso beans in the car's center console while he was trying to find more things for me to do :D
karlfitt
11-23-04, 08:57 PM
The only time I have ever been pulled over for a field sobriety test I faied.
Luckilly the office had a porable breatalizer and he asked me to blow. .02
I just have lousy balance.
Luckilly the office had a porable breatalizer and he asked me to blow. .02
I just have lousy balance.
eubi
02-22-05, 04:12 PM
Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T,
It's as easy as 5-4-3.
S-R-Q-P-O-N-M,
Say it fast and baffle them.
L-K-J-I-H-G,
F-E-D & C-B-A,
Now I've said my Z-Y-X's,
It don't matter what complex is,
just reverse those memories,
say the backwards X-Y-Z's.
Can't remember who wrote this song...
It's as easy as 5-4-3.
S-R-Q-P-O-N-M,
Say it fast and baffle them.
L-K-J-I-H-G,
F-E-D & C-B-A,
Now I've said my Z-Y-X's,
It don't matter what complex is,
just reverse those memories,
say the backwards X-Y-Z's.
Can't remember who wrote this song...
forum*rider
02-22-05, 04:32 PM
so close and yet so far:D
"Nah, I'm just drunk!"
"Nah, I'm just drunk!"
iamlucky13
02-22-05, 05:46 PM
That was pretty darn good. I call fake though. I'm betting it's a couple of cops just having fun.
gonesh9
02-22-05, 05:52 PM
That was pretty darn good. I call fake though. I'm betting it's a couple of cops just having fun.
It actually is fake, it was a skit on a comedy show, I forget which one. Pretty funny, though.
It actually is fake, it was a skit on a comedy show, I forget which one. Pretty funny, though.
*new*guy
02-23-05, 11:24 AM
It actually is fake, it was a skit on a comedy show, I forget which one. Pretty funny, though.
reno 911
reno 911
iamlucky13
02-23-05, 10:04 PM
Ha. Makes sense. Now I feel like I was just stating the obvious. :o
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