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09-02-11, 03:38 PM
Dad buys a lie detector robot, which slaps people very hard when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" he asks.
The son says "At school dad, of course."
Robot slaps the son silly!
"OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!"
"Oh really - what DVD?" Dad asks.
"Toy Story."
Robot slaps the son, again, and his eyes fill with tears...
"OK, okay - it was a porno!!" cries the son aloud.
"Really... why, when I was your age, I didn't know what porn was" says Dad.
Robot slaps Dad so hard his were spinning!
Mom laughs, "Ha! He certainly is your son."
Robot slaps Mom out of her chair.
(Yeah, I saw it coming, too...)
The son says "At school dad, of course."
Robot slaps the son silly!
"OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!"
"Oh really - what DVD?" Dad asks.
"Toy Story."
Robot slaps the son, again, and his eyes fill with tears...
"OK, okay - it was a porno!!" cries the son aloud.
"Really... why, when I was your age, I didn't know what porn was" says Dad.
Robot slaps Dad so hard his were spinning!
Mom laughs, "Ha! He certainly is your son."
Robot slaps Mom out of her chair.
(Yeah, I saw it coming, too...)