funny story game, VOL. 2

[flaming_burrito]

ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the awakening of a new creature. here, i will start another funny story game. but before we continue, let's review the rules, some have been tweaked slightly:

instead of 15 word max, the new max is 20 words.

you CANNOT respond to your own post

profanity must be kept to an absolute minimum. nothing TOO dirty or bad

the story must be CLEAN, our last story kept up well on this, let's try and do it again

and now folks, it is time:



i was at the LBS looking at bikes when i noticed a small.....................................

[rios]

... Used peice of gum I had placed on the floor last week, hoping...

[flaming_burrito]

that the shop owner would notice it, go in the store room looking for a broom, while he was distracted.....................................

[jeff williams]

pull out religious icons and make an alter. Claiming the store as a new church of the HOLY ROLLERS, a.........

[Hopper]

Christian bikey gang with the leader being called.......

[flaming_burrito]

hoodlumagoobilee, with a booger hangin' out his 3rd nostril!!!

[hooligan]

But he didn't notice the gum, and I had to point to it...

[Zub Zub]

and said hey you just dropped that gum on the floor!

[junioroverlord]

He looked up at me and then at the gum, then after but a moment he stooped down and ...

[hooligan]

grabbed the gum and flung it at...

[junioroverlord]

a disgruntled panda sitting in the corner with a tiny cowboy hat...

[blendingnoise]

It stuck to his fur. Panda "The Kid" reached for his holster and pulled out...

[jeff williams]

..a chain whip, black rings around his eyes made him look sinister.
He pulled the gum out of his fur...

[auk]

and made a small yelp in the process, again his eyes narrowed and he said, "boys.....

[jeff williams]

"i'm gonna bust your ball bearings!" Just then a rock and note, came smashing through the window! The note said...

[junioroverlord]

"Free Will Masconi!" The three of us looked at each other and the panda said...

[hooligan]

"Yo man that ain't coo'" and chucked the gum at the

[jRC1088]

chandelier inconspicuously hanging in the...

[auk]

back of the shop over the workshop. Hmm, a chandelier in a work area I wonder if.....

[webist]

the owner eats under shop lights at home.

[Zub Zub]

Meanwhile people outside chanting.....

[auk]

DOWN WITH THE PANDA!!, If only they knew "The Kid" maybe they would understand that....

[Kris Flatlander]

he suffers from having three distinct personalities. . .

[megaman]

that changes from Fidel Castro to Tiny Tim to Santa Claus .....

[webist]

creating a dilemna when contemplating his facial hair.

[flaming_burrito]

So i left the shop to go play online poker @ www.holdempoker.com. I went all-in and.............................................

[flyingscotsman]

the most unbelievable thing happened, i could not believe it, I was now...

[HigherGround]

...wearing a kilt and carrying a sheep under one arm. Under my other arm I had a...

[junioroverlord]

machete dripping with blood. Beneath me a pile of...

[flaming_burrito]

rusty walmart bike parts. I picked one up, "hey, these aren't bike parts, these are....................

[Zub Zub]

old rusty coloured roses. As i was looking at one more closely a prickle pricked my......

[avocadoaddict]

...thumb and i dropped them all over the floor! Bending to pick them up, i noticed...

[HigherGround]

the sheep was looking at me with a funny look in his eye. I carefully...

[mtnbiker66]

put the sheep on the floor. I then took the roses and put one behind the sheeps ear.

[iamlucky13]

My attention then returned to the machette in my other hand. I felt hungry and...

[cyclingshane73]

...cut off the sheeps head! This resulted in a spray of blood getting all over my...

[mtnbiker66]

bagpipes. I pulled a towel out of my kilt........

[2manybikes]

and started to clean up, but the sheeps head started to talk it said..

[anthonaut]

"I can see up your kilt you know"

[jeff williams]

"Pull the wool over your eyes!" I said. Grabbing a cup of Joe, I proceded to launch into...

[hi565]

A story of how all your socks are pink and mismatched sitting in your.......

[mtnbiker66]

back yard.My friends and I took the socks and......

[KingFoo]

...proceeded to devise a fiendish plan, in which...

[hi565]

We ate them with A1 sauce. Then suddenly......

[2manybikes]

We noticed we were being surrounded my more and more sheep! They got closer little by little and then they..

[scottogo]

bleated sheepishly, "

[mtnbiker66]

saying,"take us to your leader"so I picked up the phone..................

[flyingscotsman]

and before I knew what was happening was talking too...

[mtnbiker66]

Peewee Herman,trying to explain ...........

[scottogo]

the theory of relatives at tea then...