Foo - what should i name my baby???

here's a pic of her: she's a Stoeger Condor 20 ga. Over-and-Under with 3" chamber

http://www.stoegerindustries.com/firearms/images/large-condor.jpg

what should i name her??????

It's a gun dude. If you're seriously considering naming it, you probably shouldn't own it.

well, i own it and there's nothin' you can do about it!!! AND I'M NAMIN' HER!!! :D

Aren't you a little young to be owning a gun?

I don't think anyone who's trying to name their gun should own one...

Twenty-Guage? How about "Nancy"?

well, i own it and there's nothin' you can do about it!!! AND I'M NAMIN' HER!!! :D

I rest my case.

How about "spatula?"

It's not a pet sparky. This ain't "Full Metal Jacket". Your weapon doesn't need a friggin name and if you think it does you're not mature enough to own one.

Maybe he thinks he's in WWII.

"This is like the gun I used in Nam."- Cartman

wow your going to name your gun....


I agree with Raiyn. A gun isn't a toy. As far as I have been taught a gun is a tool and a damn dangerous one at that. You don't name a gun, you don't play(I use the word "play" loosely here) with a gun, you use it and you only use it under EXTREME circumstances.

How do you know it's a her? I see a fairly large shaft on that baby.
Any way...why not keep it simple. "Bob".

How 'bout 'Death Gun 3000'.

I asume you're primary use of this is for shooting clay's, yes?

How 'bout "Skeeter"

Name it "Jesus Cheney-Bush."

']Name it "Jesus Cheney-Bush."


No don't. I'm saving that one for my firstborn.

my primary uses are: clays, bird, and deer. i don't own any rifles, otherwise deer wouldn't be in the list.

my primary uses are: clays, bird, and deer. i don't own any rifles, otherwise deer wouldn't be in the list.


So you won't be doin' any manhuntin' then?


It is the other white meat you know.

Beautiful gun. I have been looking at getting the same thing in 12ga. Don't listen to all the liberal no-gunners on here, name away! I don't have any suggestions for you though.

Hows abouts 'Howitzer, Frank Howitzer'.

I would name it dumb mofo!

Beautiful gun. I have been looking at getting the same thing in 12ga. Don't listen to all the liberal no-gunners on here, name away! I don't have any suggestions for you though.

Liberal no-gunner?
I got a full auto glock that says otherwise. But the point everyone's trying to make is still valid. You have to be psychologically sound and mature enough if you want to safely own and handle a converted glock 18 9mm that fires 1400 rounds a min and fits in your back pocket.

Name it, Cong Hunter - Nam 67'

Name it Colonel Flagg

my primary uses are: clays, bird, and deer. i don't own any rifles, otherwise deer wouldn't be in the list.


Deer? Dude, get a rifle! Don't make em suffer with a weak a$$ 20 gauge!

As for a name, I liked Skeeter....or maybe Clay!

Call her Francesca.

I think Nancy is the best suggestion Yet. :lol::lol:

You are going to try and kill a buck with a 20ga?

Oh pick me, The Compensator

As far as clays …. Great idea, I think a 20g would make a great indoor skeet gun.

Oh my!! I see I am not the only one appalled that this 14 year old boy owns a gun and plans to name it no less. Mercy...what were his parents thinking??!!

while we're at it do you need us to name anything else? Might as well put it here while everyones in a "name the inanimate object" mood.

Oh my!! I see I am not the only one appalled that this 14 year old boy owns a gun and plans to name it no less.

I didn't realize that he was 14; yeah, that is a bit odd.

well, I'm 15 and I own a gun. Just for shooting targets though and my dad keeps it in his safe where I don't have access to it unless he takes it out for me to clean or we're going to the range.

Why has no one said "Zah Turminatur"

I would name it "The person holding me has a chemical imbalance"

Your nickname would be good for a shotgun - "flaming burrito".

I've never felt any need to name my guns, except my M14, 'cause that one reminded me of Full Metal Jacket. I sold that one, though. The only inanimate object I have that I've named is my motorcycle, "Peggy", short for Pegasus, my iron horse with wings. :)

Name your gun if you want. Just try to avoid talking to it.

Hmm, can't think of anything, really--oh, how about 'Karldarina'? That's a good name--rolls off the tongue too. I figure if people can name their pets, cars, bikes, computers and/or genitalia they should be able to name their firearms. I mean, all that stuff can kill ya;).

Oh my!! I see I am not the only one appalled that this 14 year old boy owns a gun and plans to name it no less. Mercy...what were his parents thinking??!!


And in two years, his parents will buy for him, help him to buy, or allow him to buy an automobile, truck, or SUV. Any idea how lethal one of those is?

Deer? Dude, get a rifle! Don't make em suffer with a weak a$$ 20 gauge!


dude, i'm using slugs!!!

And in two years, his parents will buy for him, help him to buy, or allow him to buy an automobile, truck, or SUV. Any idea how lethal one of those is?

That's even worse.

Yeah, reality sucks!

Hey Gomer, just don't name it "Charlene."

Hey Gomer, just don't name it "Charlene."


Why would he name it after his sister?

How about "The General Lee".

Colonel Angus!

Rectal Suppository

MemphistoPhallus

you'll get it when you're older.

dumbass

wiener

the wussy killer

etc...

dumbass

wiener

the wussy killer

etc...
Just call her anything but "MERTON"