how to cook a Thanksgiving turkey

[flaming_burrito]

How To Cook A Thanksgiving Turkey

Step 1: Go Buy A Turkey
Step 2: Take A Drink Of Whiskey (scotch)
Step 3: Put Turkey In The Oven
Step 4: Take Another 2 Drinks Of Whiskey
Step 5: Set The Degree At 375 Ovens
Step 6: Take 3 More Whiskeys Of Drink
Step 7: Turn Oven The On
Step 8: Take 4 Whisks Of Drinky
Step 9: Turk The Bastey
Step 10: Whiskey Another Bottle Of Get
Step 11: Stick A Turkey In The Thermometer
Step 12: Glass Yourself A Pour Of Whiskey
Step 13: Bake The Whiskey For Hours
Step 14: Test The Lurkey For Numbness
Step 15: Take The Oven Out Of The Lurkey
Step 16: Floor The Lurkey Up Off Of The Pick
Step 17: Turk The Carvey
Step 18: Get Yourself Nuther Scottle Of Botch
Step 19: Tet The Sable And Pour Yourself A Glass Of Turkey
Step 20: Bless The Saying, Pass And Eat

[Dannihilator]

It makes no sense.

[rios]

Lol, thats great. I'll have to remember that.

[flaming_burrito]

it makes perfect sense dude, as you drink more whiskey, you get the words mixed up!!!

[MsVicki]

"How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey" is right!