Foo - Enter casa de jsharr at your own risk.....

It is protected by lazer dogs.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/laserdogs-1.jpg

The dachsund is not to be trifled with.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/laserrascal.jpg

I was lucky to get out of the house in one piece this morning.

I am protected by laser cats. However they are less effective than laser dogs due to their easy distraction by laser pointers.

http://i552.photobucket.com/albums/jj352/CbadRider/IMG_0021.jpg

Mine are easily defeated by a trash truck. Just park one in the alley and you can pillage the house while they bark at the stinky giant.

Mrs. jsharr appears unconcerned in the first photo. She must be using her telepathic powers to control them while appearing to be innocently sending a text.

Mrs. jsharr appears unconcerned in the first photo. She must be using her telepathic powers to control them while appearing to be innocently sending a text.

Either that or that's actually the remote that's conrolling laser dogs...

Either that or that's actually the remote that's conrolling laser dogs...

I have the cat remote control. I didn't know there was one for dogs.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2009/02/Control-a-Cat_2.jpg

Whoever came up with those is a genius.

https://edgecastcdn.net/800034/www.perpetualkid.com/productimages/lg2/CTRL-5004.jpg

The house could be guarded by the cat of a Weeping Angel...

Http://youtube.com/#/watch?v=S5iHxmlkyCo

Mrs. jsharr is definitely not to be trifled with. She has a pink phone.

I too haz a Lazer Ming!

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/5976/picture008pl.jpg


Who gets her power from a most unusual supply source...

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/9094/rick1005.jpg

I think it needs to be said, Imma chargin' mah lazor!

I think Rascal sucked up all of Sparky's lazor powerz, as in the second pic, Sparky no longer haz lazor eyz.

Although quite a perilous quest, conquering the entire jsharr household could be accomplished with a single bacon laser.

https://edgecastcdn.net/800034/www.perpetualkid.com/productimages/lg2/CTRL-5004.jpg
Available for purchase:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/cf8b/

I think you need one jsharr. Otherwise, your dogs may be completely out of your control, and you might get lazr'd yourself.

Just like jsharr, it's "powered by wishful thinking"

I think mrs. jsharr needs a remote control for jsharr.

she has one.....

And she still let you post pics involving her on the Internet?

I think mrs. jsharr needs a remote control for jsharr.

Beat me to it.

jsharr has a robot to contrl the lazordogs and mrsjsharr.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/ROBOTRYAN-1.jpg

I have this mental image of castle jsharr being surrounded by a bass filled moat. Laser dogs would be a nice secondary defense.

I now have a pair of attack parrots which are smarter than a cat or a dog... not only do they scream when intruders enter the house but they deliver a nasty bite to people they don't know... or like.

They also let me know when people come home and can tell by what they say as to who just came through the door.

they are robotic lazer bass to be precise and their chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... their two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... their *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to jsharr..

you have a parrot. lucky! do you ever take it over any sweet jumps?

eh, I could probably easily defeat the defenses at casa de jsharr with the help of the ultimate weapon, my vacuum.

eh, I could probably easily defeat the defenses at casa de jsharr with the help of the ultimate weapon, my vacuum.

you bring a vacuum and I will cook you dinner.

What vacuum attachment does one use to prepare a meal?

the crevice tool.

Nobody expects robotic lazer bass. Especially with binocular vision.

It is protected by lazer dogs.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/laserdogs-1.jpg

The dachsund is not to be trifled with.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/laserrascal.jpg

I was lucky to get out of the house in one piece this morning.

Death Ray Doggies!
*I think I may name a band that if I ever start playing again*

jsharr has a robot to contrl the lazordogs and mrsjsharr.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/ROBOTRYAN-1.jpg

That arm span is just about the right size for a king-sized bass, I'd say....O, to have the photochop skillz....

Btw, "Casa de Jsharr" is making me crave burritos and quesedillas. just sayin'

Casa Dahut is protected by old fashioned 12 ga. shotguns.


http://www.mossberg.com/images/Mossberg_Guns/930/New/50411.jpg

The dogs are asleep.

Btw, "Casa de Jsharr" is making me crave burritos and quesedillas. just sayin'

You will need some fresh guacamole and pico de gallo to go with that. And a Beano (http://www.beanogas.com/)chaser.

Lazers are no match for good old fashioned crazy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/lamplightsg/2crop.jpg

Ah yes, I am well familiar with the dangerous laser dogs.

http://i705.photobucket.com/albums/ww54/brockd15/Honey/CIMG0094.jpg

We hit a taqueria last night. I had the milanesa.

How good are the laser dogs when the hairy, crazy ants attack? http://news.yahoo.com/hairy-crazy-ants-invade-texas-miss-150823360.html