Foo - Okay, where is it?

Bikeforums.net is a forum about nothing but bikes. Our community can help you find information about hard-to-find and localized information like bicycle tours, specialties like where in your area to have your recumbent bike serviced, or what are the best bicycle tires and seats for the activities you use your bike for.




View Full Version : Okay, where is it?


bigbenaugust
10-02-11, 10:46 PM
Where did the toddler hide the spare QR axle (the only complete spare axle I have) that he stole from the shed? I think it has to be in the carport somewhere.

(On a side note, it was kind of funny to have my son come in smelling like Phil Wood grease. :) )


jsharr
10-02-11, 10:47 PM
greasy kid stuff.

bigbenaugust
10-02-11, 10:53 PM
I told my wife I thought it was a pleasant smell. I still had to wash his hands for dinner.


overthehillmedi
10-02-11, 11:08 PM
Have you checked the sandbox?

bigbenaugust
10-03-11, 10:21 AM
We don't have a sandbox... no room, too much mess and maintenance, too many cats in the neighborhood, and there's a sandbox at every park around here.

It occurs to me now, however, that I didn't look behind the wood (pressure-treated 2x4s I yanked from the yard) lined up against the neighbors fence. He could have tossed it in there and it would be pretty out of sight.

It's all right if we don't find it, I'll just use the opportunity to buy security skewers for all of the bikes anyway. :thumb:

Wordbiker
10-03-11, 06:01 PM
It's in his trousers!

skijor
10-03-11, 07:25 PM
What's in his trousers, stays in his trousers.

bigbenaugust
10-03-11, 09:57 PM
If what's in his trousers is the consistency, color, or smell of Phil grease, that is cause for concern.

Ever changed a newborn diaper? Those first few days, there is a shocking resemblance between baby poo and Phil Wood grease, at least in color, but certainly not in texture and odor.

Wordbiker
10-03-11, 10:18 PM
If what's in his trousers is the consistency, color, or smell of Phil grease, that is cause for concern.

Listen carefully.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWlUu54muOs

It is sorely disappointing to make a Python reference in Foo and have no one get it.

fishymamba
10-04-11, 12:01 AM
Ever changed a newborn diaper? Those first few days, there is a shocking resemblance between baby poo and Phil Wood grease, at least in color, but certainly not in texture and odor.

Ever tried using it in your bike's hubs?

overthehillmedi
10-04-11, 09:20 AM
Ever tried using it in your bike's hubs?

might make for a stihty ride. :D

bigbenaugust
10-04-11, 10:32 AM
Ever tried using it in your bike's hubs?

No way. the Phil Wood grease is in the tube in the shed, and the newborn poo goes from the newborn into the diaper and then into the trash.

The tube of Phil Wood I have i a very dark green... didn't know it came in different colors. Oops.

skijor
10-04-11, 03:01 PM
Listen carefully.

It is sorely disappointing to make a Python reference in Foo and have no one get it.

Wow that was subtle. Never noticed it until now. Guess I was wondering more what the bloody L they were smoking when they wrote that bit.

Wordbiker
10-04-11, 10:55 PM
Wow that was subtle. Never noticed it until now. Guess I was wondering more what the bloody L they were smoking when they wrote that bit.

I am especially surprised to have caught you. Perhaps it was because I saw it in the theater that bit stuck with me. A woman walked out when they got to the sex ed part. Classic entertainment.