# Jokes & Humor - geek holiday humor

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LordOpie
12-01-04, 12:43 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/lordopie/geekcard.gif

brilliant!

spoiler -- highlight text... the key -- besides understanding exponents -- is knowing off the top of your head (which i do :eek: ) the numerical value for "e" -- link (http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/faq.e.html)

Stacey
12-01-04, 06:35 AM
Fuggin know it all :D

GeezerGeek
12-01-04, 09:56 PM
If anybody needs a hint here is one: the number 2.71828 is the first 6 digits of the base of napierian logarithms. It is commonly refered to as "e".

blendingnoise
12-02-04, 02:43 PM
took me a second to realize what it was. Funny stuff.

12-02-04, 04:16 PM
Love it!

aluckyfiji
12-02-04, 04:28 PM
we are such nerds, or at less I am (damn it)

LordOpie
12-02-04, 05:13 PM
we are such nerds, or at less I am (damn it)
nerd membership revoked! Replay 3rd down.

iamlucky13
12-03-04, 09:13 PM
Wow...foxtrot never ceases to amaze me for what that strip can make funny.

Hopper
12-04-04, 12:00 AM
Took me a while to realise, that really is geek humor.

hooligan
12-04-04, 06:19 PM
What does it mean?

Hopper
12-04-04, 07:47 PM
It means, Merry Xmas Ho Ho Ho
M=M
(2.71828)=e
r^2 =rXr or rr
(1/y)^-1, y is the negaticve inverse to 1/y
The root of a square is itself so root X^2 =X
Force/Accelaration is the formula for mass.

hooligan
12-04-04, 08:59 PM
Got it until the mass part. And the E.

hi565
12-04-04, 09:08 PM
dam im ust learning parabolas. That stuff is confusing.

Now the stuff in the link just jusmbled my brain to its limit.

wow look at the birdy :p

enduro
12-08-04, 10:47 PM
Hehehe, no hints for me :D

That strip cracks me up.

Oh well, I'm a physics major.

Hopper
12-08-04, 11:34 PM
No hints for me and I just finished year 10 at highschool today :D

LordOpie
12-09-04, 09:49 AM
No hints for me and I just finished year 10 at highschool today :D
I'm not sure spending 10 years in high school is something to brag about. But that could just be me.

Prosody
12-09-04, 11:04 AM
(cue music) He turned twenty-one in high school, doin' life without parole.

Hopper
12-10-04, 06:49 PM
We obviously have a different system to you, it goes reception, 1-7 in primary school and then 8-12 in high school, so I've been going to school for 11 years, 3 in high school and 8 in primary school.

Hopper
12-10-04, 06:50 PM
We obviously have a different system to you, it goes reception then 1-7 in primary school and then 8-12 in high school. All up 13 years of schooling, so I've been going to school for 11 years, 3 in high school and 8 in primary school.

LordOpie
12-10-04, 07:06 PM
oooohhhh, so you haven't been in high school for 10 years.

Silly silly silly silly me.

djbrod
12-11-04, 12:34 PM
hehe, that tickles this engineer's sense of humor right down to my pocket protector and sock garters.

ChAnMaN
12-11-04, 10:40 PM
only part i dont get is 2.71828..........i know how that relates to E

GeezerGeek
12-11-04, 10:44 PM
only part i dont get is 2.71828..........i know how that relates to E
See the third message from the top and by the way, 2.712828... is e not E.

Baz
12-17-04, 01:43 PM
Absolutely hillarious! Although I think that the sqrt(x^2) is fishing a bit.

cryogenic
12-19-04, 06:58 AM
still good enough... I didn't remember that 2.71828 = e.. but I got the rest... Heck, even the non-geeks would still find it somewhat funny... as he said he made a card for smart people, and his dad's like "I don't get it" implying that he's not smart (which is what I laughed at initially).