Foo - Uberhelmet OR Stegosaurus, and don't you dare F*** with me!

The helmet is complete. Heavy, and totally impractical... but cars, don't you dare f*** with me, or I'll GORE YOUR STUPID CAR!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, bikeforums: meet South Fulcrum's kegerator.

Can you tilt the side horns back for time trials?

I could. But that would make the horns benign. Should I ever time trial, I will instead leave the horns pointed forward and sharpen the points.

Intimidation is everything. Would YOU want me behind you? ;)

Drafting is illegal in time trials, so yeah, suck my wheel all you and then hit that keg when you're finished.

it'll break yer neck if ya land wrong... but if ya ain't cyclin... ya should be wearin that.

I will not draft. I will GORE you from behind! Blood and entrails will stick to my manly beard. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

it'll break yer neck if ya land wrong... but if ya ain't cyclin... ya should be wearin that.

I don't think it will break my neck. They'll snap off. I cut a peice of wood, and put it in each horn. Then I put epoxy in around the wood to hold it. Then I put a screw in to hold it on.

The horns are too heavy and long. I'm gonna cut each one in half. Then it will definately be less dangerous, and alot lighter.

Oh, or maybe I'll invest $5K in an all carbon fiber bike to save the weight of the horns! YEAH, thats it! :)

I will not draft. I will GORE you from behind!Actually, I'd rather you draft.

Actually, I'd rather you draft.

Can you FEEL the intimidation FACTOR!?

Me...friend...

The helmet is complete. Heavy, and totally impractical... but cars, don't you dare f*** with me, or I'll GORE YOUR STUPID CAR!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, bikeforums: meet South Fulcrum's kegerator.

Niiiice!
Can you spray paint it hi-viz orange?

Crunkie

LMFAO

You the man.
you rawk too...

Oh, or maybe I'll invest $5K in an all carbon fiber bike to save the weight of the horns! YEAH, thats it! :)Suggestion: if you're already putting that much into a cf bike, go with cf horns too... :D

that thing is nuts

If that photo is you I will never disagree with anything you say. Sir.

It is. And don't. I'll ****ing GORE YOU!

That's a triceratops. Unless you have spines on your tail as well.

That's a triceratops. Unless you have spines on your tail as well.Damn you beat me to it
Triceratops
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/tgifs/Triceratopsanim.gif
Stegosaurus
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/sgifs/Stegosaurus_bw.GIF

I like the Bumper Sticker :D

man... that dude should not be standing there... he'll get poo'd on.