Foo - My helmet owns you... for I am the Stegosaurus on wheels!

Behold! You are beholden unto me! Behold... or I shall GORE YOU!

Oh, also... bikeforums: meet South Fulcrum and Slarty Barfast's kegerator.

Thanks, my keyboard is now wearing a sheen of Sprite and spittle.

Thanks, my keyboard is now wearing a sheen of Sprite and spittle.

Yours too?

your crazy dude

are those donations for your therapist?

A mentor for Skittie?

are you Sean Eadie's cousin?

Man I'd put that away for hunting season.

You kick ass my fixed gear, Stegosaurus, Pabst, friend.

You kick ass my fixed gear, Stegosaurus, Pabst, friend.

This sounds like one of those lines someone says in a musical, just before they burst into song. Now, what would be the title of a musical about a Pabst-swilling, fixed-riding Stegosaurus?

Piddler On Tha' Roof

Tha Kegerator and I

Piss Piegone

I see a snapped neck unless those horns are break away

You had me at "My helmet owns you." The pictuer just...well you know.

You had me at "My helmet owns you." The pictuer just...well you know.
Ummm yeah I really don't want to know where those horns have been now.

Oh, also... bikeforums: meet South Fulcrum and Slarty Barfast's kegerator.

I think the kegerator is man's single greatest achievement. Next time you’re in Reynoldstown, stop by and have a beer.

I don't even ride fixed gear. I need gears to get my big ass up hills. But you're the only people that would appreciate this, without objecting because of the added wind resistance.

I don't even ride fixed gear. I need gears to get my big ass up hills. But you're the only people that would appreciate this, without objecting because of the added wind resistance.


Oh, great. So now the Fixed/SS community is some big, open tent that will provide refuge for the misfits and castoffs from the road and MTB tribes. Well, listen buddy. Consider our "appreciation" of your horney headwear sufficient "donation" for some rounds from your friends' drink disperser. That's right, goodwill costs, and Pabst pays.

p.s. Misfits from the recumbent forum, please look elsewhere for love and understanding.

Behold! You are beholden unto me! Behold... or I shall GORE YOU!

Now you just need some decent brew ;)

Misfits from the recumbent forum, please look elsewhere for love and understanding.
explain why you are here then, Captain Bike E!

Oh, great. So now the Fixed/SS community is some big, open tent that will provide refuge for the misfits and castoffs from the road and MTB tribes. Well, listen buddy. Consider our "appreciation" of your horney headwear sufficient "donation" for some rounds from your friends' drink disperser. That's right, goodwill costs, and Pabst pays.

p.s. Misfits from the recumbent forum, please look elsewhere for love and understanding.

In Crunk's defense, he is one of us at heart. Furthermore, he's new to the biking thing. He'll come around. If he doesn't, I'll cut him off from the kegerator and tell him he can no longer sleep on my futon 3 or 4 nights out of the week.

']explain why you are here then, Captain Bike E!

Ow. Thems fightin woids.

Oh, great. So now the Fixed/SS community is some big, open tent that will provide refuge for the misfits and castoffs from the road and MTB tribes. Well, listen buddy. Consider our "appreciation" of your horney headwear sufficient "donation" for some rounds from your friends' drink disperser. That's right, goodwill costs, and Pabst pays.

p.s. Misfits from the recumbent forum, please look elsewhere for love and understanding.

Hey ****o, that was South Fulcrum's kegerator. He rides fixed.

WOW!! theres vikings in these parts!!!

Hey ****o, that was South Fulcrum's kegerator. He rides fixed.

It is also Slarty Barfast's kegerator and he rides fixed.

Why did this get moved? We were talking about FG bikes.

It is also Slarty Barfast's kegerator and he rides fixed.

Why did this get moved? We were talking about FG bikes.

Slartibartfast is a one word name like Morrissey or Jesus ... but my name is not important.

On the topic of the Hitchhikers Guide, did anyone else see this sweet single speed from the upcoming movie?

http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/hitchblog/gallery.html

Pretty cool but the brakes seem even more useless than usual.

Did someone say ****** barfest? Sounds froody to me.

****** barfest...I remember those from rugby...wait, is this a bike forum?