jRC1088
12-02-04, 07:50 PM
If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
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JoeTown244GL
12-02-04, 08:02 PM
"Dude, That's gross, cover your mouth next time!"
"Cool - God Snot."
"Say it God, don't spray it!"
"Hankie?"
"They said you didn't exisit back in college Philosophy 404. So, how can you be here talking to me and sneezing?"
"Gezundheit, Your Supremebeingness"
"Puffs Plus?"
"Cool - God Snot."
"Say it God, don't spray it!"
"Hankie?"
"They said you didn't exisit back in college Philosophy 404. So, how can you be here talking to me and sneezing?"
"Gezundheit, Your Supremebeingness"
"Puffs Plus?"
JMC
12-04-04, 07:34 AM
bless me?
haro_rider09
12-04-04, 10:10 AM
ummm i think its in the wrong forum
"who do you think god is? some 50ft invisible man who watches everyone on 10 billion closed circut tv's?"
"who do you think god is? some 50ft invisible man who watches everyone on 10 billion closed circut tv's?"
HereNT
12-04-04, 11:46 AM
Bless yourself.
Variation of what I've told a lot of drivers to do.
Variation of what I've told a lot of drivers to do.
trekkie820
12-04-04, 11:49 AM
"Damn you!"
MERTON
12-04-04, 12:24 PM
"Damn you!"
i agree
i agree
skydive69
12-04-04, 12:26 PM
If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
I never speak with non existent entities - it would be the equivilent of speaking to yourself, and we all know what that indicates!
I never speak with non existent entities - it would be the equivilent of speaking to yourself, and we all know what that indicates!
hi565
12-04-04, 12:40 PM
bless me?
lol
lol
wabbit
12-04-04, 01:17 PM
Okay, god, if you really do exist then prove it: keep your eyes open while you sneeze.
LittleBigMan
12-04-04, 07:36 PM
If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
"WOW!"
"WOW!"
Raiyn
12-04-04, 11:54 PM
If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
Holy ****
Holy ****
Chris L
12-05-04, 02:59 AM
If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
If God's as big and powerful as we're supposed to believe, I don't think any of us would be around long enough to say very much at all.
If God's as big and powerful as we're supposed to believe, I don't think any of us would be around long enough to say very much at all.
lotek
12-05-04, 08:43 AM
Okay, god, if you really do exist then prove it: keep your eyes open while you sneeze.
I can do that.
Marty
I can do that.
Marty
foehn
12-05-04, 10:21 AM
"Dude, That's gross, cover your mouth next time!"
"Cool - God Snot."
Hey, some might argue, "Hey, God Snot here!"
"Cool - God Snot."
Hey, some might argue, "Hey, God Snot here!"
Allister
12-05-04, 05:14 PM
ummm i think its in the wrong forum
"who do you think god is? some 50ft invisible man who watches everyone on 10 billion closed circut tv's?"
No, this is the correct forum. You can't get much fooer than this.
But it is amazing how many people seem to believe in the image of the beardy guy sitting on a cloud doling out blessings and curses seemingly at random. It must be comforting to have the Ultimate Scapegoat.
"who do you think god is? some 50ft invisible man who watches everyone on 10 billion closed circut tv's?"
No, this is the correct forum. You can't get much fooer than this.
But it is amazing how many people seem to believe in the image of the beardy guy sitting on a cloud doling out blessings and curses seemingly at random. It must be comforting to have the Ultimate Scapegoat.
catatonic
12-05-04, 05:48 PM
If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
So..that's why the rain in my city is discolored.....disgusting dude....don't you have puffs up here?
So..that's why the rain in my city is discolored.....disgusting dude....don't you have puffs up here?
LittleBigMan
12-05-04, 06:17 PM
If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
"Awesome, Dude!"
(Maybe that's how the Milky Way began?)
"Awesome, Dude!"
(Maybe that's how the Milky Way began?)
Cynikal
12-05-04, 06:29 PM
grab the snot and sell it on ebay. Next to the guy with the cheese sandwich.
Xtrmyorick
12-05-04, 10:50 PM
If you're talking to god and he sneezes, what do you say?
"May I have your autograph, Mr. Merckx?"
"May I have your autograph, Mr. Merckx?"