Jokes & Humor - A man goes to the doctor

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Don in Austin
10-24-11, 08:19 PM
The doctor says, "Well, I have bad news, but I also have really good news!"

"OK, Doc, give me the bad news first."

"The reason you have been so tired and weak lately is that you have a very advanced HIV condition -- you have two-three weeks left at the outside."

"Oh my God! How can there be good news after you tell me that?"

The doctor replies, "Well! You know my new red-headed nurse, big melons, perfect round ass, long legs etc? I'm boinking her!"

Don in Austin


Keith99
10-26-11, 02:59 PM
And the man replys "So am I".

Don in Austin
10-26-11, 06:14 PM
And the man replys "So am I".
All right! Its not often that someone can enhance one of my jokes like that!

Don in Austin