Jokes & Humor - Dear Abby

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ahsposo
10-30-11, 02:17 PM
Dear Abby, I am forty-four years old and I would like
to meet a man my age with no bad habits.

Signed, Rose

Dear Rose, So would I.


Dear Abby, Our son was married in January. Five
months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl.
They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can
a baby this big be that early?

Signed, Wondering.

Dear Wondering. The baby was on time, the wedding
was late. Forget it.


Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a
psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half
years. Do you think he's crazy?


Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months
and I didn't know he drank until one night he came
home sober.


Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been
fooling around, and when I confronted him with the
evidence he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.


Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He
cheats so much on me I'm not even sure this baby
I'm carrying is his.