Foo - Kim Kardashian files for divorce

Say it ain't so (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20541325,00.html)! :cry:

I had a bet with my daughter they would last 3 years (I was thinking she'd want a couple of kids first). My daughter guessed 1 year. They made it 72 days.

I wonder if she'll keep all of the wedding gifts.

I hate that I have to hear this person's name.

What did this person do to warrant my attention?

Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?

Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?

She got paid $17 million for her 15 minute ceremony back in August. Not a bad deal.

Kim who ?

Kim who ?

Kardashian. She's a Klingon...of sorts.

Kim who ?

She made a p0rn with a 3rd rate rapper, and now her sham wedding is worth 17million.

I know, it doesn't make sense. They're Americans, they do crazy **** like that.

I'm disappointed. Her wedding was on the same day and route as the Cool Breeze Century. That's the closest I've ever been to a celebrity wedding.

She made a p0rn with a 3rd rate rapper, and now her sham wedding is worth 17million.

I know, it doesn't make sense. They're Americans, they do crazy **** like that.

For 17 million I might be willing to do a porn shoot with you.

(If you bring your hot girlfriend)

Who is Kim Cardassian?

Who is Kim Cardassian?

I am wondering the same thing.

I am wondering the same thing.

Celebutante extraordinaire...

http://bikinibank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kim-Kardashian-4-400x533.jpg

Who is Kim Cardassian?


I am wondering the same thing.

You fellas never looked at a magazine while in a grocery store waiting to check out? She's on like 5 every week.

Don't give me that fake ignorance.

You fellas never looked at a magazine while in a grocery store waiting to check out?
Nope. I am too busy keeping my tiny kids from stealing candy bars.

I think her big claim to "fame" is that her father(?) was on the O.J Simpson defense team, or something like that.

I once roped a Dave Hamilton pitch deep to right center, but no-one offered me $17 million for it..... although I think it was a much more difficult thing to accomplish, if I do say so myself. I should add - while I was pretty pleased Dave was less so, and expressed himself on the next pitch I saw from him. :)

I wish I didn't know who she was.

You fellas never looked at a magazine while in a grocery store waiting to check out? She's on like 5 every week.

Don't give me that fake ignorance.
I vaguely remember something a few months ago about a marriage. I had to ask my wife then who she is then. I still don't know. I don't care either.

Is she famous simply because she has lots of money?

I wish I didn't know who she was.

me too


I vaguely remember something a few months ago about a marriage. I had to ask my wife then who she is then. I still don't know. I don't care either.

Is she famous simply because she has lots of money?

She is famous (I'm 100% serious about this) because she made a sex tape and knowingly released it. She's a player in the fame game. He game is fame, she lives to get famous, and thus collect money. And it's working spectacularly!

She was involved (married?) briefly with Reggie Bush. Her step dad is Bruce Jenner. Her younger half sibling (Kendall?) just inked a deal for a reality show about her upcoming 'Sweet 16' party.

Her and Paris Hilton are in a competition to see who can amass the biggest fortune without any real talent. I wonder if there's an App for that?

me too



She is famous (I'm 100% serious about this) because she made a sex tape and knowingly released it. She's a player in the fame game. He game is fame, she lives to get famous, and thus collect money. And it's working spectacularly!

Just like Paris Hilton.

Any relation to the Cardassians?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/38/Guldukat.jpg/220px-Guldukat.jpg

Any relation to the Cardassians?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/38/Guldukat.jpg/220px-Guldukat.jpg
Looks more like Bruce wearing a beauty mask.

She got paid $17 million for her 15 minute ceremony back in August. Not a bad deal.
That works out to over a couple hundred grand per day of marriage. Presumably the divorce story is worth something too.

Perhaps jsharr can get a boat as part of the settlement.

So if I release a sex tape, can I become famous too?

She is probably the most attractive woman I have seen in a long time--in pictures. I once listened to her talk. After multiple brain bleach sessions I once again think she is attractive, and avoid anything but pictures of her like the plague.

I once roped a Dave Hamilton pitch deep to right center

Who's Dave Hamilton!!!!

She is probably the most attractive woman I have seen in a long time--in pictures.

Oh c'mon, I know the "Ladies of Foo, Part Two!" thread has been a bit quiet recently but it's still worth a look.

Who's Dave Hamilton!!!!

He was a radio DJ in Britain in the 70's.

http://www.chronoglide.com/WWWS_MiniPages/images/DavidHamilton_Pic2.jpg

Don't remember anything about deep pitches though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/lamplightsg/Smileys/2lmrifp5556712jpg.gif

Who is Kim Cardassian?

That, sir, is an insult to all Cardassians everywhere. Expect to see a Galor-class warship shortly over your house charging up disruptors.

I think she's pretty.

You all need to stop hate'in.

Couch

That, sir, is an insult to all Cardassians everywhere. Expect to see a Galor-class warship shortly over your house charging up disruptors.
That's why I came home from work to find my house destroyed by what looked like freakin laser beams.

Celebutante extraordinaire...

http://bikinibank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kim-Kardashian-4-400x533.jpg

Armenia is full of those. Go spend a week in Yerevan and you will have a selection to bring back with you.

Armenia is full of those. Go spend a week in Yerevan and you will have a selection to bring back with you.

I do not have to travel that far to find the most beautiful woman on the face of the earth.

:)

Who's Dave Hamilton!!!!

5th starter, Oakland A's pitching rotation when they were enjoying their mid 70's dynasty status.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Hamilton_%28baseball%29

Here - this guy:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ew6WPsZoch4/TTfk8gWXxGI/AAAAAAAAbCE/jyWuuqyI1so/s1600/428-hamilton_NEW.jpg

I think she's pretty.

You all need to stop hate'in.

Couch


Pretty does not always equal attractive.

She must be guilty of some sort of crime against humanity. 72 freaking days? They both need a remedial lesson in life.

And I would ask for the wedding present back.

I had a bet with my daughter they would last 3 years (I was thinking she'd want a couple of kids first). My daughter guessed 1 year. They made it 72 days.

72 days huh? That equates to about a year and a half since they're both dogs.

I do not have to travel that far to find the most beautiful woman on the face of the earth.

:)

This too shall pass:lol:

She's famous because OJ drove over to her daddy's house after murdering two people. Daddy Kardashian hid OJ's blood covered clothes and help concoct OJ's story. Since Daddy Kardashian had info about the murder, OJ's defense team had his law license reinstated (~20 years lapsed, big $$)) and made him a member of the defense team. DaddyK had never done a jury trial in his life (he was a Hollywood agent). A few years later, DaddyK died a painful death due to cancer....

Who gives a flying fornication?

Armenia is full of those. Go spend a week in Yerevan and you will have a selection to bring back with you.

Or just go to Glendale (California). Or as we call it "Little Armenia." Armenian girls are sure pretty enough, but you'd need to spend a fortune in hair removal solutions.

She's famous because OP drove over to her daddy's house after murdering two people. Daddy Kardashian hid OJ's blood covered clothes and help concoct OJ's story. Since Daddy Kardashian had info about the murder, OJ's defense team had his law license reinstated (~20 years lapsed, big $$)) and made him a member of the defense team. DaddyK had never done a jury trial in his life (he was a Hollywood agent). A few years later, DaddyK died a painful death due to cancer....

And they say there is no justice in the world :)

Well, an unnamed source (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/11/kim-kardashian-never-loved-kris-humphries-divorce)is now saying that the entire wedding was just a publicity stunt and she was never in love with the guy. She was just in it for the money.

Well, an unnamed source (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/11/kim-kardashian-never-loved-kris-humphries-divorce)is now saying that the entire wedding was just a publicity stunt and she was never in love with the guy. She was just in it for the money.
I'd marry just about anyone for $10 million.

I'd marry just about anyone for $10 million.

What's really sad is that there is enough demand in our society for celebrity crapola, that a television station feels that a $10M+ payout for a wedding is worth their time and effort. I find that really sad actually.

Heard on the news this AM that she gets to keep the $2,000,000.00 engagement ring. Seems only fitting though, as the same report included the information that she paid for it herself, lending further credence to the theory that the whole thing was a publicity stunt and a way for her to make money.

I'd marry just about anyone for $10 million.
If you pay me $10 million, I'll marry you -- I presume we only have to stay hitched for 2 1/2 months.

If you pay me $10 million, I'll marry you -- I presume we only have to stay hitched for 2 1/2 months.
Oh, and you need to make a sex tape to prove it's real.

Well, an unnamed source (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/11/kim-kardashian-never-loved-kris-humphries-divorce)is now saying that the entire wedding was just a publicity stunt and she was never in love with the guy. She was just in it for the money.

I'm am truly shocked!



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