Fifty Plus (50+) - One day every year....

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cranky old dude
10-31-11, 01:14 PM
...my pet skeleton Mortimer sails the trails and neighborhood streets. Today is that day!!

Here he is patiently posing on the Lake Ontario State Parkway trail. We had just left the diner where he had also posed for several "Cell Phone Photographers". He never complains.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/crankyolddude/October%20%202011/IMG_0357A580.jpg


This year, Mortimer has acquired a new sabre. As you may be able to surmise by his new eye-patch, he's not too careful with his sabre!! :eek:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/crankyolddude/October%20%202011/IMG_0358A580.jpg


The Captain's quarters has some newly added amenities also. There's a short sword-like thingie for sticking into stuff and a nifty spy-glass in a custom made spy-glass holder, all precisely mounted for easy access.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/crankyolddude/October%20%202011/IMG_0360A580.jpg


Of course Fred rides up in the bow. After all, doesn't every pirate need a parrot?

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/crankyolddude/October%20%202011/IMG_0359A580.jpg

Aaarg!!

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/crankyolddude/October%20%202011/IMG_0363A580.jpg

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/crankyolddude/October%20%202011/IMG_0365A580.jpg


Happy Halloween!!!!


DnvrFox
10-31-11, 01:26 PM
I'm loving it.

:lol:

Dan Burkhart
10-31-11, 01:40 PM
Looks like Mortimer's clipless pedals held a little too firmy. You'll have to teach him how to unclip.


bigbadwullf
10-31-11, 02:43 PM
Argh!

Artkansas
10-31-11, 03:28 PM
I think that Mortimer qualifies for membership in Club Tombay.

rdtompki
10-31-11, 03:39 PM
How much does your stoker weigh and what's the power output - all that counts!

Simon Cowbell
10-31-11, 03:48 PM
Awesome!

cranky old dude
10-31-11, 03:56 PM
How much does your stoker weigh and what's the power output - all that counts!

Alas, despite his obvious dedication he's just Dead Weight.

cranky old dude
10-31-11, 03:58 PM
Looks like Mortimer's clipless pedals held a little too firmy. You'll have to teach him how to unclip.


I think that Mortimer qualifies for membership in Club Tombay.

He was instructed to keep his feet on the pedals, no matter what.

Skeletons are very obedient and willing to please.

jdon
10-31-11, 04:07 PM
Priceless!!:thumb::thumb::thumb:

CB HI
10-31-11, 04:10 PM
I think Mortimer should be Captaining that rig. Har, Har, Har.

Louis
10-31-11, 04:12 PM
I think it's time to take Mortie off that crash diet.

Dudelsack
10-31-11, 04:48 PM
Let me guess: you pulled up to a bar and he sauntered in. He goes up to the bartender and tells him, "I'd like a beer and a mop".

qcpmsame
10-31-11, 04:49 PM
Certainly not a candidate for the Clyde/Athena forum. Sorry, couldn't help the really bad reference.

Bill

cranky old dude
10-31-11, 06:19 PM
I think Mortimer should be Captaining that rig. Har, Har, Har.

That's how he got to be the way he is! :eek:

cranky old dude
10-31-11, 06:34 PM
Later that same day......We were out cruising in the dark among the little and big Trick or Treaters. A couple of stratigicly placed strobes lit Mortimer up quite brightly. It's amazing how many little ones don't want to pet a skeleton!!

The decorations ranged from elaborately excessive like this house a few blocks away...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/crankyolddude/October%20%202011/IMG_0240A540.jpg

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/crankyolddude/October%20%202011/IMG_0242A540.jpg

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/crankyolddude/October%20%202011/IMG_0243A540.jpg

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/crankyolddude/October%20%202011/IMG_0241A540.jpg


...to simple but extremely effective like this witch just a few doors down.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r152/crankyolddude/October%20%202011/IMG_0244A540.jpg

She says she wants to get a cauldren for next year but promises not to cook any little "Trick or Treaters" in the front yard! :eek:

Gyro
10-31-11, 06:39 PM
I saw you and Mortimer under the Island Cottage Rd overpass heading down the parkway trail. I was in a car....boooo....heading west to 390. :)

cranky old dude
10-31-11, 06:50 PM
I saw you and Mortimer under the Island Cottage Rd overpass heading down the parkway trail. I was in a car....boooo....heading west to 390. :)

That would have been my lunch run. I wondered if I'd see you out there today but I was looking for you on a Trek, not a car.

2manybikes
10-31-11, 06:53 PM
Mortimer is not too fat for this sport.

miss kenton
10-31-11, 07:05 PM
Cranky,
I love your pix! I am a Halloweenie from way back and my kids are possessed, too!
Here are some photos of my three kids and me from my Halloween party this past Saturday:
https://picasaweb.google.com/115920813492433554522/October312011

DnvrFox
10-31-11, 07:09 PM
Cranky,
I love your pix! I am a Halloweenie from way back and my kids are possessed, too!
Here are some photos of my three kids and me from my Halloween party this past Saturday:
https://picasaweb.google.com/115920813492433554522/October312011

"Sorry, that page was not found."

JanMM
10-31-11, 07:15 PM
Dead man stoking!

Gyro
10-31-11, 07:16 PM
Dead man stoking!

hahahhahah

miss kenton
10-31-11, 07:17 PM
How 'bout now?
https://picasaweb.google.com/115920813492433554522/October312011?authuser=0&feat=directlink

DnvrFox
10-31-11, 07:20 PM
How 'bout now?
https://picasaweb.google.com/115920813492433554522/October312011?authuser=0&feat=directlink

"Sorry, that page was not found."

miss kenton
10-31-11, 07:22 PM
"Sorry, that page was not found."

OK. I give up!

DnvrFox
10-31-11, 07:25 PM
OK. I give up!

It's the goblins!!

miss kenton
10-31-11, 07:27 PM
It's the goblins!!

:lol: Try the second link again, I "unlocked" it!

DnvrFox
10-31-11, 07:29 PM
:lol: Try the second link again, I "unlocked" it!

YYeeaahhh!

You guys go ALL OUT!!

Neat.

miss kenton
10-31-11, 07:35 PM
Finally! Thanks. Now, if I could figure out how to work my bike into my costume, my pix woud be as cool as Cranky!

Louis
10-31-11, 11:11 PM
Almost forgot. What's Mortie's BMI?

doctor j
11-01-11, 06:03 AM
Almost forgot. What's Mortie's BMI?

I'll bet it's a value to die for!

baj32161
11-01-11, 06:22 AM
AWESOME!!:thumb:

Beverly
11-01-11, 06:37 AM
I love Mortimer, Cranky:thumb:

Beverly
11-01-11, 06:38 AM
:lol: Try the second link again, I "unlocked" it!

Fantastic costumes!

Louis
11-01-11, 08:48 AM
I'll bet it's a value to die for!
:lol:

2manybikes
11-01-11, 03:48 PM
Who wants 10 lbs of candy?

0 kids.