Foo - drip drip drip

goes my coffee machine... SOMEONE MAKE IT BREW FASTER! I hate zombie mornings.

Clean it...it will brew faster.

You want your caffeine faster? Here you go:

http://www.energyfiend.com/wp-content/caffeine/prolab-caffeine-pills.jpg

Clean it...it will brew faster.
I had literally just hit the on button :D filters fine.

ur machine has a progress bar?

my machine has been done for about 20-25 mins :D
edit: they all have progress bars it's called the pot ;)

I had literally just hit the on button :D filters fine.

filter? I was talking about the heating element.

good idea.. haven't done that in a couple months.

I french press my coffee. Takes 4-5 minutes once the water is boiling and I pour it over the coffee.

I french press my coffee. Takes 4-5 minutes once the water is boiling and I pour it over the coffee.

I have a drip machine with a timer. My coffee is ready and waiting when I wake up :p

Mike... you're making me miss my old french press travel mugs..and Modo I usually do that too but I was exhausted last night and didn't set the machine

Keurig. Open top, put in k-cup, close, brew. 15 seconds.

Keurig. Open top, put in k-cup, close, brew. 15 seconds.

Also, Keurig, marginally longer, since I use a refillable K Cup and my own coffee blends. I get superior coffee, that way too, for a lot less.

Today, I'm drinking Parry Estate Blue Mountain Coffee, grown in Kona rather than Jamaica. The Volcanic soil actually makes the Blue Mountain beans taste better.......something I didn't think was possible.

yay for not requiring coffee (or caffeine in general) to be a functional member of society! wooo!!!!

yay for not requiring coffee (or caffeine in general) to be a functional member of society! wooo!!!!
I don't require it, but it sure helps.

I don't require it, but it sure helps.

"i don't need it!"
*fills cup for 7th time since waking up*
rrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhhhhhhtttt

Also, Keurig, marginally longer, since I use a refillable K Cup and my own coffee blends. I get superior coffee, that way too, for a lot less.

Today, I'm drinking Parry Estate Blue Mountain Coffee, grown in Kona rather than Jamaica. The Volcanic soil actually makes the Blue Mountain beans taste better.......something I didn't think was possible.
That sounds bombastic... I wasn't aware those machines could use self filled cartridges I may need to look into that. Mmm coffee to distract me while the temp goes up a couple degrees before my ride!

Hey, look on the bright side, at least it isn't your nose or something else going "drip,drip,drip" :lol:

Hey, look on the bright side, at least it isn't your nose or something else going "drip,drip,drip" :lol:
That's what the cocaine is for.

I don't require it, but it sure helps.

I do....otherwise there would be at least one more mass murderer in the news.

yay for not requiring coffee (or caffeine in general) to be a functional member of society! wooo!!!!

kill the infidel. we can have coffee after we are done.

You addicts are too sick from caffeine withdrawal to do anything before your fix. You even admit as much.

i said after. you will note he is still alive. your point appears to be valid.

You addicts are too sick from caffeine withdrawal to do anything before your fix. You even admit as much.

yes..but afterwards, we awaken and can get pissed off real easy.

insert tea bag into cup, fill cup with hot water, let sit for 2mins. your caffeine is ready.

faster still:
http://www.redbull.ca/cs/RedBull/RBImages/000/000/357/682/photo610x343a/Energy.jpg

Time not important. Only life important.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/8/12/5aae303d-3e85-45b1-9fff-c4862a7a52ae.jpg

The next best thing to the above:
Trader Joe's Low Acid French Roast. Save the gut and still get a wire.

I use the Keurig with the K-cup that you fill with you own coffee. We only drink Decaf though.

decaf.... why not put some dirt in hot water and call it coffee instead?

So you don't really like coffee you just want the caffine??

My Flame Master Percolator does not go drip drip drip, needs no filter, and does not create a mass of little plastic cups... the 15 minute wait is worth it with most of that being the time it takes to bring the water to a boil.

It goes burp burp burp and quite a number of my friends have switched to perked coffee after enjoying mine... think they faded away because they do take longer to use and do require more attention to get the brew just right.

If I need something quicker or need less coffee I have a mocha pot and a French press.

insert tea bag into cup, fill cup with hot water, let sit for 2mins. your caffeine is ready.

faster still:
http://www.redbull.ca/cs/RedBull/RBImages/000/000/357/682/photo610x343a/Energy.jpg

The tannins in tea make me ill and Red Bull sucks! It's waaaaaay too sweet!.

Fast is overrated. Good coffee, with freshly roasted beans.....it's worth the wait. In fact, I skip breakfast often, but never my espresso.

But, if you do want fast, and low acid, try the aeropress.
http://www.amazon.com/Aerobie-AeroPress-Coffee-Espresso-Maker/dp/B0047BIWSK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1321171497&sr=8-1