General Cycling Discussion - The Most Beautiful Day

Vancouver is very wet. We all slept till noon, being tired from the flight. Then I walked down by the bay with my mom, and had a very good chicken sandwiche and a coke at a cafe. We rented bicycles: a Giant city bike for me, and a cruiser for mom. No toe clips... it was a bit weird at first. We did the 10 or so kilometers around Stanley Park in an hour. Looking up the cliffs... it was so beautiful. Ferns and plants whos names I don't know and so much green. The sun was about to set out over the ocean. Then we walked home, and freshened up for a nice dinner. I was very relaxed from the ride. I had a New York Peppercorn Strip medium well done, at The Keg, and an excellent tomato and onion salad.

Then I went out drinking, met a few young Canadian guys, talked **** about George Bush, and went to the Roxy. I met a very pretty girl and tried to dosie doe. I kept spinning the wrong way. She didn't care. A bum stole $25 from her, and she chased him into McDonalds and made him drop his pants. Don't ask me. Then I went home with her and we made love and cuddled. She is a very nice girl. Today my mind is clear, and this hangover is completely manageable.

None of it would have happened without the bike.

I thought you said you were gay?

Sounds liek a good time. Not much for the roxy. I am more a pub guy myself :) Did you make it INTO stanley park. The wildlife and vergetation is unheard of in a city park. Truly amazing to stand inside a tree or walk past huge trunks. Good casual riding in there for sure. Next time try the restaurant in stanley park decent food. I used to live 1km from there, spent a lot of days girl watching in the area. (well done...:O...blasphemy)

I thought you said you were gay?

I identified as queer, yes. That does not prevent me from copulating with females, John. ;)

this the same guy that called me a "Breeder"?

I met a very pretty girl and tried to dosie doe.

People actually say that?

I identified as queer, yes. That does not prevent me from copulating with females, John. ;)


It was too much information the first time from any copulating perspective...what is this a bisexual Penthouse letters forum now? haha :)

You've asked, repeatedly... what kinda answer were you looking for?

Sounds liek a good time. Not much for the roxy. I am more a pub guy myself :) Did you make it INTO stanley park. The wildlife and vergetation is unheard of in a city park. Truly amazing to stand inside a tree or walk past huge trunks. Good casual riding in there for sure. Next time try the restaurant in stanley park decent food. I used to live 1km from there, spent a lot of days girl watching in the area. (well done...:O...blasphemy)

Fueld up for the Roxy at the Lennox Pub. I am gonna go back and rent a mountain bike and check out the interior of the park.

Lennox. Nice pub. My hotel gets me discounts at the westin grand so I have been there a few times. Don't like the price, but the beer is good and the food is better than average. Can't really comment on waitresses as they all tend to be hot through Van haha

People actually say that?
Yeah, they say "cut a rug" too. It's a dirty south thang.

People actually say that?

Well... no. I'm kinda mocking country music, there. Or more like... my attempts to country dance resembled square dancing.

"cut a rug"

Trimming the bush, I presume?

Dancing

You've asked, repeatedly... what kinda answer were you looking for?


repeatedly...no that's not true and you know it.

I only asked this one time because I remembered this:





Obviously you've never had gay sex. Nothing clears the mind like a little sodomy. And THAT is productive.

"SOD-OM-EEEEE,
You might think it's a bit odd o' meeee,
That I enjoy the act of SOD-OM-EEEEEEE..."

FX...that could just mean he relates gay sex with sodomy. Doesn't mean he is gay. He could be straight and enjoy sodomy :)

repeatedly...no that's not true and you know it.

I only asked this one time because I remembered this:


Anyways I thought you were a gay guy?

Twice, John ;)

FX...that could just mean he relates gay sex with sodomy. Doesn't mean he is gay. He could be straight and enjoy sodomy :)

Actually, I think I was just being silly by invoking a taboo and stating that it is theraputic. Nevermind that it is...

Twice, John ;)

Nope.

That's still only a grand total of one.
What I quoted was not in response to a question by me, or anyone
else asking you what you were.

:)

Actually, I think I was just being silly by invoking a taboo and stating that it is theraputic. Nevermind that it is...

Pretty harsh therapy. Makes me pucker up just thinking about taking that kind of medicine.

Actually, I think I was just being silly by invoking a taboo and stating that it is theraputic. Nevermind that it is...

hah..I had my suspicions you might have been (trying to get a "rise" out of people)

You're delusional. You asked twice. Both are in this thread.

You're delusional. You asked twice. Both are in this thread.

You're counting my Penthouse letters comment as a repeat of a direct question to you? LOL

God you're tiresome. I quoted you, from another thread, asking. Thats one. Then you asked here. Thats two.

I find this thread mildly ammusing :)

Any more bickering, and I'm posting pics of my cock!

Any more bickering, and I'm posting pics of my cock!
If it has horns too, I'LL be your boyfriend.

God you're tiresome. I quoted you, from another thread, asking. Thats one. Then you asked here. Thats two.

Oh..The question was only one or so word off, it was easy to glance over.
A simple link would have removed all doubt.


FXjohn I thought you said you were gay?


Anyways I thought you were a gay guy?


This is much more quotable


Obviously you've never had gay sex. Nothing clears the mind like a little sodomy. And THAT is productive

If it has horns too, I'LL be your boyfriend.

Are we confining ourselves to two-legged mammals, or is it anything goes? :o

Any more bickering, and I'm posting pics of my cock!


LOL...double dog dare ya!

Are we confining ourselves to two-legged mammals, or is it anything goes? :o
Nope, Kerry lost. I have to be monogamous with a human female and sex is only for procreation.

I'm gonna miss gay sex at libraries.

I'm gonna miss gay sex at libraries.

Adult book stores = Libraries...I buy that I guess :D

Daily show reference: "Tonight is your last night to have gay sex, or go to a library. Me John, I'm gonna kill two birds with one stone."

Daily show reference: "Tonight is your last night to have gay sex, or go to a library. Me John, I'm gonna kill two birds with one stone."

be careful, don't slip n fall on the way back from the glory hole ;)