[milked_milo]

Hey poops,

I am Milo and I am making the best mountain bycycle in the world. I was thinking of calling it the MiloCycle, but what do you think?

Anyway its going to have 2 wheels. (you need 2)
2 pedals.
The gears will be rubber.
(dont tell anyone) but I know you are jealous. Dont worry I am making my own stickers saying that I am sponsored by you guys. (bikeforums) -I am saying that you are my main sponsor.

I have a problem but. I will be exeriencing rough sandy terrain and I was thinking how i could shield my body from the earlthy elements. I was thinking porcelain. Is that good? I think if you can use it to insulate spark plugs , it must be good enough for people. Plus its good enough to eat off. (get it - its a joke!)

So guys I welcome you all to join my crusade for my success. -The milo-cycle.!!!! i need support guys!! Comeon!

Thankyou my desciples!!

-Milo the inventor - the greatest

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[AdrianB]

OK - did ChrisL finally have a beer or something?

[enduro]

Screw porcelain, you should put the bike in a big clear plastic bubble. That would be awesome! You are well on your way to success!

[Allister]

It marvellous what a difference Milo makes.

[Chris L]

OK - did ChrisL finally have a beer or something?

Leave me outta this one.