Foo - Poor choices for kids Christmas presents..

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jeff williams
12-07-04, 02:56 PM
>My First Fire Ant Farm.

>My First Ferret Farm.

>F'er-Price Home Electric Appliance Explorer.

>B& Decker -KrazyDriller.

>Lil' Scientist: Kit -Virus genome splicer.

>Team Interrogation: -field intelligence gathering kit. -'Includes REAL handcuffs!'

>Pimpin' "The exciting new board game that teaches you to exploit your friends!"

>Bag O' Guns! Urban Assault collection

>Walmart 'Bruiser' and 'Bone Chrusher' -Extreme downhill\ full suspension bicycles.

>Fun with Fibreglass! Facemask casting.

>MulePack. The exciting body cavity secrecy game!

>KrazyTaser! :from the makers of TaserTag!

>Ballistic Adventures. Kit 1. The flaming catapult.

Raiyn
12-07-04, 03:02 PM
>My First Fire Ant Farm.

>My First Ferret Farm.

>F\Price Home Electric Appliance Explorer.

>B&Decker KrazyDrill.

>Lil' Scientist kit -virus genome splicer edition.

>Team Interrogation -field intelligence gathering kit. 'Includes REAL handcuffs!'

>Pimpin' "The exciting new board game that teaches you to exploit your friends!"

>Bag O' Guns! Urban Assault Edition.

>Walmart 'Bruiser' and 'Bone Chrusher' -Extreme downhill\ full suspension bicycles.

>Fun with Fibreglass! mask-casting edition.

>MulePack. The exciting body cavity game!

>KrazyTaser! >from the makers of...TaserTag!

>Ballistic Adventures: The flaming catapult.

>Al Queda the RPG (take that however you'd like)

>Find the Nukes - New international sensation popular in Iran and N. Korea

>Jr Proctologist Kit w/ orthoscopic camera

>Shave Grandpa's Back - Fun for the whole family
CMcMahon
12-07-04, 03:05 PM
Rollerblades.

caloso
12-07-04, 03:11 PM
Johnny Switchblade: Adventure Punk
Anything from the "Bag o'" line (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76jconsumerprobe.phtml)
jeff williams
12-07-04, 03:31 PM
>Lil' STARZ! Be like Britney! Home body piercing kit.

>Lil' Vet :Cat Clinic.

>My first Nail-Gun.

>Marblesnot! The exciting new marble shooting game!

>Lawndarts.

>Carnival Toys: The Knife Thrower\ Juggler!

>Carnival Toys: The Sword Swallower!

>Carnival Toys: The Fire Eater\ Breather!

>Fuzzy Fridge Friends. The pets that grow thier OWN hair! (spore included).

>EZ Bake microwave.

>Ethanol Explorer: Trailer-park edition.

>Snakes Alive!

>Subterranean Sewer Explorer: flashlight\ compass combo.
MERTON
12-07-04, 05:36 PM
paintball gun
DieselDan
12-07-04, 08:57 PM
X-Box
Playstation 2
Nintendo Gamecube
Nintendo Gameboy
television
DVD player
BurlySurly
12-07-04, 09:12 PM
How to Dispose of a Human Corpse: Kids Edition

Timmy's first Home Surgery Kit

KY Jelly
pitboss
12-07-04, 09:33 PM
MERTON
forum*rider
12-07-04, 09:35 PM
']MERTON


Actually I think MERTON would be a pretty entertaining pet :D
jeff williams
12-07-04, 09:44 PM
How to Dispose of a Human Corpse: Kids Edition

Timmy's first Home Surgery Kit

KY Jelly

Never give gift certificates....ever.

"Hey Dad..wanna go fishing?."
Xtrmyorick
12-08-04, 12:19 AM
L'il Doc Kevorkian's Home Suicide Kit
JavaMan
12-08-04, 12:37 AM
Mr. Grenado Head.
danr
12-08-04, 09:46 PM
Richard Simmons Video.
Birth control pills.
Yanni CD.
Gigli.
Gift certificate to Walmart.
AdrianB
12-08-04, 10:18 PM
My First Hipflask(TM)
Raiyn
12-09-04, 01:06 AM
>The Little Timothy Leary Lab Kit
>My First Crackpipe
>Jr Heroin Addict kit - perfect for Follow the Needletracks comes complete w/ used hypodermic needle and dimebag of China White. Methadone NOT included.
>DUI The Game
jeff williams
12-09-04, 10:29 AM
>Paint by Numbers. Famous artists: Jackson Pollock.

>Gambler! Deluxe junior edition.

>Toiletbowl Racers!
tspinning
12-09-04, 10:51 AM
GeT Blitz: Home bong builders kit, complete with gravity!
Moonshot
12-09-04, 03:40 PM
It's Sterno-Man

Flame retardant glove not included.
jeff williams
12-09-04, 04:22 PM
It's Sterno-Man

Flame retardant glove not included.

Reminds me of a He-Man and the Masters of the Universe action figure Mistor Hiss.
A reptile monster that squirted water from his mouth when you pressed his head.
Filled up with lighter fluid and he became LIGHTOR, GOD OF FLAME!
Until his face went all black and mushy.
LordOpie
12-09-04, 04:48 PM
Rollerblades.
:lol:
winner!
slvoid
12-09-04, 05:57 PM
The Invisible Pedestrian (tm)

"But it's just a black cloak..."