Foo - Rube' is liking it here in Georgia

1) Heating is free. You go to the woods, chop some tree and you are set up for the winter.
2) Meat is free. You go to the woods, shoot a deer and you are set for the month.
3) Water is free. Dig a well and pump it out.

Huntin' is big around here. Every living room has several deer heads on the walls. Gas stations and stores have some animal heads in display as well. Deer processing plants are common and convinience stores carry all the hunting equipment you might need. I'm gonna get me a GA huntin' license and next time I visit I'm gonna go huntin' with my cousins-in-law and get me and get me one of these for mah living room too:

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...and before me, the huntin' grounds:

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Georgia can be nice.

Just be sure ta keep that librul pie hole a yours shut lest Bubba teach ya sum manners. And quit whining. Unless it's about Mexicans or libruls. Then it's called poa-light conversasheun.

Oh. And be sure to never, ever mention that the Dawgs got their ass whipped last week end, but really good, by LSU.

Georgia can be nice.

Just be sure ta keep that librul pie hole a yours shut lest Bubba teach ya sum manners. And quit whining. Unless it's about Mexicans or libruls. Then it's called poa-light conversasheun.

LOL... I was warned not to say "buenos dias" nor "gracias" @ gas stations with signs saying "AMERICAN own and operated".

LOL... I was warned not to say "buenos dias" nor "gracias" @ gas stations with signs saying "AMERICAN own and operated".

Hotels that say that are owned by second gen Hindus. It's a "flexible" term.

You'll want ta start carrying some Skoal or Redman. Don't have to use it. It's like garlic or a crucifix.

Oh. Some snappy Bible verses can be real handy.

You don't have to believe what your saying or mean it. It's kind of a code I think.


I haven't figured it out.

it kinda sucks that if you are not a resident, huntin' licene jumps from 9 bucks to 195.

HTFU

You don't need no licene for a knife.

Be real quiet and lay still. Something you can kill will come along directly.

HTFU

You don't need no licene for a knife.

Be real quiet and lay still. Something you can kill will come along directly.

So can I hunt with mah machete? I can stand my ground with a standard issue puertorrican machete... :D

Nice Shadiyah pose!!

So can I hunt with mah machete? I can stand my ground with a standard issue puertorrican machete... :D

Sure. But you'll probably look like a Mexican. No licene for that either.

LOL... I was warned not to say "buenos dias" nor "gracias" @ gas stations with signs saying "AMERICAN own and operated".

buenos deeazzzz?
You aint from around these parts, is ya?

Ain't no animal heds in muh house.

Plus, Georgia is part of the 49 States Of Not-Florida.

Plus the landlords do not know you in Georgia :thumb:

your whacka whacka puffa puffa car made it all the way to georgia?

your whacka whacka puffa puffa car made it all the way to georgia?

My car would had died long before the state line. We used fiance's car.

I guess I missed something in all the excitement.

What brought you here to Georgia? Florida have an open warrant for you or what?

And what part of the state did you go to earth in?

Ruben, learn to say "Well Bless your heart!" and smiling when you really meant to yell **** ***! and flip them off.

I guess I missed something in all the excitement.

What brought you here to Georgia? Florida have an open warrant for you or what?

And what part of the state did you go to earth in?

Fiance's family is there in da' hundreds, near Roberta.

I also learn that grown men DO have tree houses. They hunt bears from them.

Plus, Georgia is part of the 49 States Of Not-Florida.

That's the best part! :innocent:

Ruben is turning into a rednecked Puertorican.

Como se llama, y'all.

Fiance's family is there in da' hundreds, near Roberta.

Holy Moly! You are right in the <3 of redneck nation!

Dude. Yer gonna need to learn how to pass.

Got some white sheets?

Lots of old cars up on cinder blocks,all kinds of free furry critters around to barbeque,miles from the nearest ex-wife,accents so strong Rube will blend right into the local dialect.

The Rubester has found his Heaven:thumb:!

Lots of old cars up on cinder blocks,all kinds of free furry critters around to barbeque,miles from the nearest ex-wife,accents so strong Rube will blend right into the local dialect.

The Rubester has found his Heaven:thumb:!

And because I'm already fiance'd into the family, I'm not a "foreignah". I'm already looking into the equipment I'm gonna need:

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/post-woodsplitter.jpg
Oh yeah, Rube will get his 90' degrees while flipping the finger to the energy utility.

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Free Meat!

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Yumi!

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free watah!

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We need to get the meat to the grill somehow

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Been told is has to be American made.

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..and this has to go in da front the da house.

I'm also taking note of what makes the real state go up and down. It is not how close the house is from the nearest walmart, but how close you end up from the nearest deer processing plant. But is AMAZING. For the cost of one itty-bity-tiny house in Florida, you can get 5+ acres of land. Imagine the single track I'm gonna build for mountain bikin'.

Oh my... I almost forgot. This also go in the front of the house and stickers in da truck:

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Learn to throw a bait caster if you want to be taken seriously at the lake.
You need a pocket knife.
When you buy a truck make sure it comes with proper documentation--see attachment.
You need a Sunday suit, the rest of your wardrobe shall be Carhartt. It's ok to wear steel toes with your Sunday suit.
The amount of sugar added to tea is not determined by taste but by viscosity.

PS. that really is the back window of my new truck.

And because I'm already fiance'd into the family, I'm not a "foreignah". I'm already looking into the equipment I'm gonna need:

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/post-woodsplitter.jpg
Oh yeah, Rube will get his 90' degrees while flipping the finger to the energy utility.



Dude, it's called using an axe or better yet a splitting maul. Man up, hydraulics are for little girls.

Dude, it's called using an axe or better yet a splitting maul. Man up, hydraulics are for little girls.


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Like this?

is that a bottle opener on the top of that axe?
also, turn around if you hear banjo music.

Rube....in that part of the country, it aint called whiskey nor moonshine. If you want a drink, you ask for corn squeezins'.

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Like this?

Confucius say: Man who cuts own wood heats self twice.

You need a Sunday suit, the rest of your wardrobe shall be Carhartt. It's ok to wear steel toes with your Sunday suit.


Not sure about Georgia, but in Tennessee we always called any sort of dress clothes "church clothes". For example, "My church shirt needs ironing, and my church pants are still in the washer." I say "we", but actually it was mainly just everyone I grew up with except me.

is that a bottle opener on the top of that axe?
also, turn around if you hear banjo music.

Weeeeeeeee.......
Weeeeeeeee.............

Oh. And be sure to never, ever mention that the Dawgs got their ass whipped last week end, but really good, by LSU.

I approve of this message....:D