Jokes & Humor - cutting grass

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cradom
12-09-11, 06:47 AM
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street
was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my bottle of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly into the eyes
of this nosy azz neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she
cuts the grass."