12-13-11, 03:49 PM
One guy is standing in a field, and his brother is watching him from a nearby hill. The guy in the field is standing behind a cow, sticking his hand up the cow's ass and wiping the **** on his face. His brother watches him do this for a while, and comes down off the hill. "Hey Clem." he says. "Why are you sticking your hand up that cow's ass and then wiping the **** on your face?" Clem says, "I have cold sores, and now I'll think twice about licking them."