Foo - LOL what my Mayor did (Politics-free, Crippy Christmas Cards thread)

The current Mayor of San Juan PR (my old home town) wanted to promote some wildlife museum and this is the photo his family took for their Christmas cards:

http://static.hypervocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/PR-Christmas.jpg

Linky heah (http://hypervocal.com/news/2011/creepy-christmas-card-nothing-says-happy-birthday-jesus-like-a-leopard-devouring-a-deer/#)

Funny fact, Puerto Rico does not have either leopards nor deers. Tho I'm not sure that's a deer.

"Illuminate your dream" ???? Did I read that right? What kind of freaky dream is that?

What? You've never had a political enemy?

Thats "over the top" if I ever saw it..

That is wild.

By the way, what is a 'crippy' Christmas card? Is it the kind that gets you shot if you send it to the Bloods?

That is wild.

By the way, what is a 'crippy' Christmas card? Is it the kind that gets you shot if you send it to the Bloods?


Well, judging by the blue plaid shirt, I would say you've made quite the play on mistyped words.


...aaaand that is a creepy-ass family pic. They look like serial killer zombies.

Well, judging by the blue plaid shirt, I would say you've made quite the play on mistyped words.


...aaaand that is a creepy-ass family pic. They look like serial killer zombies.

Puerto Rican serial killer zombies!

Puerto Rican serial killer zombies!


Well, you can't tell they are boricuas if no one told you that, but it's a funny tiyle sure....on second thought, I beleive they are vampires or a 21st Century Adams Family or something. Creepy. Kooky. Mysterious.

Kid on the right needs to remove his hand from his pocket.

I think Puerto Rican serial killer zombies! should be in a video game somewhere.

Kid on the right needs to remove his hand from his pocket.

I think Puerto Rican serial killer zombies! should be in a video game somewhere.


Puerto Rican Serial Killer Zombie Crips. Please get it right.

Of course, my apologies.

Of course, my apologies.


No. You must die a painful death like the antelope.

No. You must die a painful death like the antelope.

... and then be stuffed with some stuffed cheetah eating me? Or is that the 'slow' part?

... and then be stuffed with some stuffed cheetah eating me? Or is that the 'slow' part?


Leave your sexually deviant fantasies out of this.


Oops, my bad. Thought you said "cougar".

Maybe the gazelle's throat was itching and the leopard was scratching it in a friendly/playful way?

Maybe the gazelle's throat was itching and the leopard was scratching it in a friendly/playful way?


Ruben, don't be dumb...the mistletoe is out of frame. But it's there. Why do you think they separated the creepy kids? The deleted shots with them kissing while dancing the tango were way more creepy and awkward than the zombie pets from Africa.

Ruben, don't be dumb...the mistletoe is out of frame. But it's there. Why do you think they separated the creepy kids? The deleted shots with them kissing while dancing the tango were way more creepy and awkward than the zombie pets from Africa.

You suggesting there's some inter-species action going on in there? Gee, that's even creepier.

Must be some bu-ku bad ju-ju Voo Doo going on there.

I like how the antelope seems to be staring right at the woman in white, as if to say "HELP ME!"

I think we should have a Foo get together and recreate that picture. Ruben can be the gazelle.

I think we should have a Foo get together and recreate that picture. Ruben can be the gazelle.

Who do you suggest for the cheetah?

ahsposo?

That is just bizarre.

The best X-mas card of all time was Scrod's from last year.

That is wild.

By the way, what is a 'crippy' Christmas card? Is it the kind that gets you shot if you send it to the Bloods?

Let me "splain" it to you Lucy.
The Rubester speaks with a heavy accent and spells according to the vocal sound we would hear if speaking live.This gives this joint sort of a Latin flair during the Holidays.

Let me "splain" it to you Lucy.
The Rubester speaks with a heavy accent and spells according to the vocal sound we would hear if speaking live.This gives this joint sort of a Latin flair every day.

fify

As for the mayors card selections.
Is that an empty bottle of Ron Rico behind the dude in the loud shirt?

Well, judging by the blue plaid shirt, I would say you've made quite the play on mistyped words.


...aaaand that is a creepy-ass family pic. They look like serial killer zombies.

oh, you called THAT right! addams family all over again. scope wednesday in the lower left. the deer might be a slow ibex.

girl scout: is you lemonade made from real lemons? would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?

wednesday: are they made from real girl scouts?

and behind wednesday is a billboard for TOMBSTONE pizza. dude. this is from the addams family movie.

Let me "splain" it to you Lucy.
The Rubester speaks with a heavy accent and spells according to the vocal sound we would hear if speaking live.This gives this joint sort of a Latin flair during the Holidays.

you mean like ricky ricardo?

um, which one is the mistress?

you mean like ricky ricardo?

More like Cheech Marin

Are you sure that spotted thing isn't the Chupa Cabra?

Wait a minute, hold up the bus. Why is there snow on the card? Does it ever snow in PR?

Wait a minute, hold up the bus. Why is there snow on the card? Does it ever snow in PR?


Last year set a record. The entire south froze. Miami Beach had record lows too. Crazy stuff.

Last year set a record. The entire south froze. Miami Beach had record lows too. Crazy stuff.

I went ice skating on my pond.
There were bubbles of trapped swamp gas in the ice. My brother and I drilled into them and lit the gas; it would spew fire for about a second.

Funny fact, Puerto Rico does not have either leopards nor deers. Tho I'm not sure that's a deer.
Deer, that may be an antelope.

Could photoshop my one cat to replace that leopard and it still would work.

How come his wife and daughter are the same age?

muntanos

If that's their idea of a manger scene they're doing it wrong.

I went ice skating on my pond.
There were bubbles of trapped swamp gas in the ice. My brother and I drilled into them and lit the gas; it would spew fire for about a second.

Pond farts. *snort*

Next time you need to take video. :P

How come his wife and daughter are the same age?

Had the same thought.Need an under the covers hombre to sniff this out.
We could send Rube back to research this but there is still that silly clerical mistake at Los Federale office where visiting San Juan would be complicated for him at this time.