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12-16-11, 06:40 AM
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any
experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the
tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
slip from the saddle. Out of sheer terror, she grabs for the horse's mane
but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around
the horse's neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try
and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled
in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as
her head is struck against the ground again and again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away from
unconsciousness or even death when Todd, the Wall-Mart Manager, runs out
to turn the horse off.
experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the
tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
slip from the saddle. Out of sheer terror, she grabs for the horse's mane
but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around
the horse's neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try
and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled
in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as
her head is struck against the ground again and again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is moments away from
unconsciousness or even death when Todd, the Wall-Mart Manager, runs out
to turn the horse off.