Mountain Biking - damn.. broke my new bike

So i was riding my sweet magna full suspension that i picked up from wal-mart on these local trails. I was tearing those trails up all over the place, gettin sideways in the twisties, you know that kind of stuff. I came upon a few of these girls that were hiking that I recognized from the trailer park. I really think they're both pretty hot and i wanted to impress them so i decided to launch off this 10' foot drop right in front of them. I tried pulling a sick tail whip just like i see those cool guys riding those santa cruz and jamis bikes. But the backend came around and I was gettin sideways like a flat tracker. So there I am floating through the air, hot chicks watching the whole thing, and bang. Impact! Good thing I was wearing my new cycling gloves I just got cause my hands took most of the impact and I rolled over on my back and slid into the brush. The girls came out to see if I was ok so I had to play it cool and try not to cry. I got a hole in my new jean shorts and scraped up my raiders jacket, but other than that and a bruised knee I'm ok. Just be careful out there guys, I could have gotten really hurt. As for the magna, well...it crushed that rear spring like a soda can, totally ripped my rear derailer right off the bike and i bent my front rim. I don't think i'll be able to ride her for awhile, or atleast until i get those parts fixed. But i think i might be able to rig something up. My mom has an old mattress in the shed behind the trailer, and i might be able to take one of those springs and use a screen door damper to build a new one. I'll keep you guys informed. Keep er' up right.
the goat

Holy troll bait Batman

Sorry to hear about the jeanshorts.

is this a mockery of an incedent you witnessed?

My first bike when I was a kid was a Magna!

Magna for life :eek:

What a tool

So i was riding my sweet magna full suspension that i picked up from wal-mart on these local trails. I was tearing those trails up all over the place, gettin sideways in the twisties, you know that kind of stuff. I came upon a few of these girls that were hiking that I recognized from the trailer park. I really think they're both pretty hot and i wanted to impress them so i decided to launch off this 10' foot drop right in front of them. I tried pulling a sick tail whip just like i see those cool guys riding those santa cruz and jamis bikes. But the backend came around and I was gettin sideways like a flat tracker. So there I am floating through the air, hot chicks watching the whole thing, and bang. Impact! Good thing I was wearing my new cycling gloves I just got cause my hands took most of the impact and I rolled over on my back and slid into the brush. The girls came out to see if I was ok so I had to play it cool and try not to cry. I got a hole in my new jean shorts and scraped up my raiders jacket, but other than that and a bruised knee I'm ok. Just be careful out there guys, I could have gotten really hurt. As for the magna, well...it crushed that rear spring like a soda can, totally ripped my rear derailer right off the bike and i bent my front rim. I don't think i'll be able to ride her for awhile, or atleast until i get those parts fixed. But i think i might be able to rig something up. My mom has an old mattress in the shed behind the trailer, and i might be able to take one of those springs and use a screen door damper to build a new one. I'll keep you guys informed. Keep er' up right.
the goat


What a coincidence. Had the same thing happen last week. Fortunately, i haulded her back into Walmart and the Greeter at the front door whipped out a Park Tool Kit from under his Blue Smock and fixed me right up.

So it's me and my Magna heading back for the trail. Hang in there new forum member. It is a pleasure to have you aboard. It is always exciting to make your first post on BF. Can you remember back far enough to remember when that was??? :roflmao:

It's satire. This guy's spelling and grammar are WAY too good. He's one of us using an alias to have a bit of fun. But this'll still turn into a Wally World bike thread...

Yeah but finding a really good pair of replacemnt jean shorts is really tough.

You do realize.... you need a mullet, crooked teeth, and a wife-beater to impress those ladies right?


:roflmao:

Don't forget the 6 pack of Miller High Life cans...

Don't forget the 6 pack of Miller High Life cans...Not High Life! Trailer trash drinks the BEAST Milwaukee's Best.

This thread has been

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Derailed.

This thread has been

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Derailed.Amtrak stirkes again.

Amtrak rules...

The conductor had a sixpack of Miller low life.

Amtrak rules...

amtrak sucks so bad. when your 5:30am train (that you woke up at 3:45 for) is 6 HOURS LATE TO THE STATION you kinda get turned off of a company.

Wouldn't the Mod just be able to look at his IP address...should come up with a match if that's the case...

The whole time I was reading that post I was thinking the exact same thing... the direct references to Walmart and such, adding the girls for drama... It could be a sincere post but I highly doubt it.

I did do the tracing, I just can't post them here.

Pure satire :D

I'd eat my shoe, as well as all of yours if this post was serious.

Pure satire :D

I'd eat my shoe, as well as all of yours if this post was serious.

You sure; my shoes stink.

You sure; my shoes stink.


Pretty sure. As long as I've got some barbecue sauce it's ok :p

if you guys think this is a joke i dare you to come out to my parts and see for yourself. just cause i don't have one of them fancy bikes like ya'll don't mean i can't ride. I bet i'd leave all you guys in my dust. and as for snuffleupagus, i got some old british knight shoes that i got duct tapped to my pedals that smell pretty bad that you can eat. I can't afford clipless so i had to rig something up...just like the goat likes to do. any ways i better be off, i got to go work on the old magna. i've got an idea to rig my grandpa's shoe horn up with some bailing wire and a coat hanger to make me a new derailer. the shoe horn will sit underneath the chain and when i pull up on the wire which is welded to it, it'll lift the chain up and i can set it on what sprocket i want. i'll let you guys know if it works. i gotta go, my mom is coming home from the factory and she's gonna take me to the night shift at the grocery store. See ya'll later.
The goat

Actually, alot of us you would get dropped quickly.

Someone set this up "24 hours of the trailer park". The winner would get a gold shoehorn and a one way amtrak ticket.Where would we run it?

buttf*ck idaho....thats where the "24 hours or trailer park" can be held....

Lets see some pics of your Trashed ride Goat... I think that would shut some of us up.

Yeah, lets see some pics.

Givin that he 'lives' in a trailer park, and is making derailuers suggests that he may not own a digi cam at the moment, maybe hes gonna make one after the rear d.

DUDE if you get that derailuer thing worked out lemme know, that would def. com in handy.

Haha, this guy is awesome.

Rock on dude, who needs real bikes when you can get one for $100 that looks exactly like the real thing, as everyone knows looks are what count :)

Best troll since 53-11 alltheway

Yeah.. did he ever manage to hit 70mph on his bike? :P

Yeah.. did he ever manage to hit 70mph on his bike? :P
Don't know, don't care. <shrug>

I think this guy lives a couple of miles from me :p

I think this guy lives a couple of miles from me :p

Quick, you and PWRD by TRD go get pictures of the bike in question.
:p

sounds like a plan... I'll have to turn my HID off when I make my way over there, though.. they might think the cops are coming to bust up their meth lab!

well atleast you didnt land on the girls...cause if you did..somone wouldnt be getting a little som'n som'n
heh
old thread but i just saw it.

WOW...wow....

psssst.......hey........

this thread is from 2004.......please let it die ;)

It's threads like this that make me laugh.

i believe he broke a manga, i did some stupid stuff to my old manga (which was also my sister's triathalon thing) and it didnt take alot of what i threw at it...

i'll bring a 30 pack of Keys'

:roflmao: Wow. Old, but funny.

this thread is hilarious. I don't think it's legit.
Maybe he's on a library computer or school computer. You can get a cheapo rd for 15 bucks.

omg who jumps with a magna?!?! you're better off walking cuz that p.o.s. has a metal frame with 10lb stems and 5lb detrauiler, you get the point. i'm surprise you're okay after hitting a gap with that crap.

Okay, so it's obvious that it's not legit.

Please quit replying to this thread. Let it die. Mod's...please lock it.