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12-21-11, 09:26 AM
It was late Saturday night and the preacher hadn't been
able to think of a sermon for the next morning. About
9:00 P.M. he finally said to his wife, "Dear, I think I
have come up with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give
a sermon about horseback riding!"
She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about
horseback riding!"
He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've
preached on just about every other subject I can think
of."
The next morning as they were driving to church, she
said, "You know, if you're going to give that silly
sermon on horseback riding, I'm just going to sit in the
car during the service because I'll be too embarrassed
for you."
"OK, then, suit yourself!" he replied.
So, she stayed in the car. Sitting in front of the
church before the service, the preacher had a sudden
inspiration and gave a hell fire and brimstone sermon on
SEX, and just had the congregation in awe.
As the congregation filed out of the church, some of
the members saw the wife sitting in the car and
approached her window. "Wow! You just missed the best
sermon your husband has ever given!"
She replied, "Ah, what does he know about it? He's only
tried it twice in his entire life. Once on a church
picnic while we were dating, and once at my father's
house after we were married. And despite holding on for
dear life, he fell off both times!"
able to think of a sermon for the next morning. About
9:00 P.M. he finally said to his wife, "Dear, I think I
have come up with the perfect sermon! I'm going to give
a sermon about horseback riding!"
She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about
horseback riding!"
He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've
preached on just about every other subject I can think
of."
The next morning as they were driving to church, she
said, "You know, if you're going to give that silly
sermon on horseback riding, I'm just going to sit in the
car during the service because I'll be too embarrassed
for you."
"OK, then, suit yourself!" he replied.
So, she stayed in the car. Sitting in front of the
church before the service, the preacher had a sudden
inspiration and gave a hell fire and brimstone sermon on
SEX, and just had the congregation in awe.
As the congregation filed out of the church, some of
the members saw the wife sitting in the car and
approached her window. "Wow! You just missed the best
sermon your husband has ever given!"
She replied, "Ah, what does he know about it? He's only
tried it twice in his entire life. Once on a church
picnic while we were dating, and once at my father's
house after we were married. And despite holding on for
dear life, he fell off both times!"