Foo - Damn it, where's my bike?

So I pulled the trigger on a 2011 Cannondale Jeckyll. 2 weeks and no bike! I hate waiting like a 7 year old for Santa to show up! Gimme gimme gimme gimmie.:p

My guess is that it is Hydeing from you.

This thread doesn't sound especially off-topic. :innocent:

They're probably just taking a little longer than expected to patch the bullet holes you put in it after pulling the trigger.

Have patience.

This thread doesn't sound especially off-topic. :innocent:

to the OP, I reccomend you post a picture of bacon, or mention PI or pie, post haste.

to the OP, I reccomend you post a picture of bacon, or mention PI or pie, post haste.

How about pi pie?

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/potd_pi-pie.jpg

Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo.

Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo. It's all good, but we are sticklers for rules here in Foo, esp. USAZorro.

This thread doesn't sound especially off-topic. :innocent:

Damn these glasses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe9EZh85gwE).

better?

Damn these glasses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe9EZh85gwE).

better?

He's shooting at these cans! He hates the cans!

I'm not a bum, I'm a jerk...

So, at the risk of getting us both banned, I fear I must inquire as to whether or not you have seen hide or hair of your bike yet?

My guess is that it is Hydeing from you.

OK Mr.

Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo.

Or alcohol, I've had great success with the rum thread.

OK Mr. Man.

#1 fan'd it for you.

OK Mr.

that is it? I thought that you at least would see the brilliance in my simple quip. The things I do for you people, and this is the thanks I get? harumph!

Or alcohol, I've had great success with the rum thread.

It is a foo rule that poop or sex must be mentioned in the first 10 posts in a thread. And before you come down on me for being the man, I do not make the rules, I just ignore them like the rest of you.

Is this where I post a black panther fist and start spouting about how no cracker is gonna keep me down?

Is this where I post a black panther fist and start spouting about how no cracker is gonna keep me down?

how do you know I am a cracker? I sir, will have you know I am a card carrying texican cretin! Good day to you sir.

how do you know I am a cracker? I sir, will have you know I am a card carrying texican cretin! Good day to you sir.

I ain't falling for no trick by the man! The last time I trusted a white male I fixed my bike hopped on it and it fell apart!

I personally would never try to ride a white male, but more power to you my friend.

Sorry, forgot I had to mention poop, bass, sex or Ladies Of Foo within the first ten postings or else I would be banned from Foo.

Or toss in a squirrel reference

how about a hipster squirrel?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--M2xX-U0mio/TrKEyL0KLhI/AAAAAAAACTE/FElnIuCEkXs/s1600/hipster%2Bsquirrel-748138.jpg

how about a hipster squirrel?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--M2xX-U0mio/TrKEyL0KLhI/AAAAAAAACTE/FElnIuCEkXs/s1600/hipster%2Bsquirrel-748138.jpg

Look, I don't want to ban you, but I will if I have to. Nobody likes hipsters, not even other hipsters.

how about a hipster squirrel?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--M2xX-U0mio/TrKEyL0KLhI/AAAAAAAACTE/FElnIuCEkXs/s1600/hipster%2Bsquirrel-748138.jpg

Disclaimer: No beer was wasted in the making of this piece of "art".

Disclaimer: No beer was wasted in the making of this piece of "art".
there is beer in that pic? seriously?

that is it? I thought that you at least would see the brilliance in my simple quip. The things I do for you people, and this is the thanks I get? harumph!

:lol: Did you have extra coffee today?

I think you need a doctor jeckyl. From now on please address me as mister,
hyde.

I personally would never try to ride a white male, but more power to you my friend.

ROFL I am the white male in that story.

ROFL I am the white male in that story.

you ride yourself? NTTIATWWT......

:lol: Did you have extra coffee today?

I think you need a doctor jeckyl. From now on please address me as mister,
hyde.

I just had the one cup. Pcad starts to charge his employees after the first cup.... but you should know that, mister.

BACK ON TOPIC.

You'll get your bike, but you need to remember that this is the peak season for anything that goes through the mail.

I just had the one cup. Pcad starts to charge his employees after the first cup.... but you should know that, mister.


:lol:

Elementary my dear Watson.

BACK ON TOPIC.

You'll get your bike, but you need to remember that this is the peak season for anything that goes through the mail.

LBS finally deposited my down payment check so I'm thinking it must be on it's way.
C-Dale put in a new electronic tracking system that crashed for about 3 week which was about when I put in the order. They were having to back fill orders the old fashioned way so I'm crossing my fingers it's here soon.

Cashing the check is like putting the presents under the tree. Makes the anticipation that much worse!

And damn those hipster squirrels! I'm glad he has a PBR hangover. Serves the girl jean wearing, fixie riding, dreadlock sporting little rat right!