Foo - I propose a new hunting season!

There has recently been an abundance of these inflatable christmas yard decorations. The things are hideous!
I propose an archery only hunting season starting on the 26th and going through the 31st.

Spring action single shot pellet guns.. would make it more of a skill thing!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dJT4wEgTEEg/TnF_T7HEzGI/AAAAAAAAAFs/lglsx3_UubQ/s1600/IMG_0415_2.JPG
Those things call for whacking sticks and lighter fluid.

Yay vandalism!

I mean...


Yay dead giant snowmen and penguins!

I say fill them with propane and shoot them with a flaming arrow!

We use these, and give people "pie" for the life of their tacky decorations.
http://www.tomsmaze.com/img/punkinCannon.jpg

I say fill them with propane and shoot them with a flaming arrow!

I knew there was a reason I liked you.
Now, if I could only get you to drive an orange Charger with the Stars n' Bars and horn that plays Dixie.

You buy it, I will drive it.

I kind of like those things. You all are a bunch of scrooges.

I knew there was a reason I liked you.
Now, if I could only get you to drive an orange Charger with the Stars n' Bars and horn that plays Dixie.

The Stars and Bars is a totally different flag...
Looks like this:
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/u/us-csa7.gif

The Stars and Bars is a totally different flag...
Looks like this:
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/u/us-csa7.gif

yep....we don't do that other one anymore. Aint you heard?

There has recently been an abundance of these inflatable christmas yard decorations. The things are hideous!


You mean the inflatable Santas that are left deflated during the day, looking like Santa had a terrible skydiving accident?

Have Fun You Redneck Sons of the Flag!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rotgvvCtWo

That your place?

We are plagued by Christmas inflatables in my city.
The latest Christmas lawn fart is Santa on a Harley:(

So the next step would be a hydrogen-filled Santa and reindeers that will float above your rooftop.

Spring action single shot pellet guns.. would make it more of a skill thing!

How about Bow and Arrow from a moving bicycle?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/physcoredferret/63571__468x_weird-weapons-060.jpg
There

I'm sure we could make a trike adaptation as well.

I'm ready Sir!

Dressed in all black with a full face ninja mask - I have my miniature pocketknife ready for operations, SIR!

What do I poke? Point me in the direction! Sir!

Archery only. . . WTF

How 'bout swords?

I kind of like those things. You all are a bunch of scrooges.

And another thing; The dumber folks make themselves look, the smarter I look.

I have a propane torch I'll throw in the mix if someone else will carry the canister.

I would buy a permit for that season and hunt to my limit or over EVERY DAY. I might not even have to leave the mobile home park to do it.

However, it should be extended to include inflatable Halloween and Thanksgiving decorations... so Labor Day to MLK Day. When they start selling inflatable Easter yard decorations, it should be year-round hunting.

And what about a special category for the tactical junkies to snipe out those Christmas lights that are left installed *after Christmas*? You know, people that just plug them off and left them there the whole year.

This is a free country! You all are a bunch of raggin' a$$ busy bodies. Just a bunch of finger-waggin' old hens. I say if someone wants to put the Goodyear blimp in their yard and leave it there all year, then that is their right. Go find something better to do. I'm going to ride around and look at all the cool decorations on peoples' yards.

There has recently been an abundance of these inflatable christmas yard decorations. The things are hideous!
I propose an archery only hunting season starting on the 26th and going through the 31st.Sign me up.


I say fill them with propane and shoot them with a flaming arrow!Sign me up.


How 'bout swords?Sign me up.


When they start selling inflatable Easter yard decorations, it should be year-round hunting.They already do. So sign me up.

Also, rather than archery-only, can we add crossbows, slingshots, and air guns?

Around here we have

Squirrel season, deer season, rabbit season and tourist season!

Shoot one damn tourist and all hell breaks loose.

You mean the inflatable Santas that are left deflated during the day, looking like Santa had a terrible skydiving accident?

Those things remind me of dead flowers when they're deflated.


I would buy a permit for that season and hunt to my limit or over EVERY DAY. I might not even have to leave the mobile home park to do it.

However, it should be extended to include inflatable Halloween and Thanksgiving decorations... so Labor Day to MLK Day. When they start selling inflatable Easter yard decorations, it should be year-round hunting.
They do sell that crap up here, one of the houses I go by to go to work has them for every season. Yuck!

This is a free country! You all are a bunch of raggin' a$$ busy bodies. Just a bunch of finger-waggin' old hens. I say if someone wants to put the Goodyear blimp in their yard and leave it there all year, then that is their right. Go find something better to do. I'm going to ride around and look at all the cool decorations on peoples' yards.

And when you get back, all your deco's are gonna be fricassed, and a dump-truck load of other crap is heading for your driveway, courtesy of us "raggin' ass busy body old hens and our waggin' fingers". And some of us are gonna be hidin' out by your mailbox the next day, too... watch your ankles.

This is a free country! You all are a bunch of raggin' a$$ busy bodies. Just a bunch of finger-waggin' old hens. I say if someone wants to put the Goodyear blimp in their yard and leave it there all year, then that is their right. Go find something better to do. I'm going to ride around and look at all the cool decorations on peoples' yards.

Except that the Goodyear Blimp is an awesome flying machine. Inflatable Santa? Nope.

So the next step would be a hydrogen-filled Santa and reindeers that will float above your rooftop.

Combine this with the flaming arrows concept and we are talking some quality entertainment. Flaming Christmas decorations falling for the sky....OH THE HUMANITY!!

This is a free country! You all are a bunch of raggin' a$$ busy bodies. Just a bunch of finger-waggin' old hens. I say if someone wants to put the Goodyear blimp in their yard and leave it there all year, then that is their right. Go find something better to do. I'm going to ride around and look at all the cool decorations on peoples' yards.

I'm going to know I'm going by your place homey when I see the inflatable Santa on the front lawn and it's July.

Jsharr I'm afraid I won't be needing a driver...
http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/2/pedal-powered-air-gun_1.jpg

What the heck is that thing, RaleighSport?

According to it's creator, a pedal powered mobile air cannon.

Edit: I'm guessing the little wheels are the drive wheels?

According to it's creator, a pedal powered mobile air cannon.

Edit: I'm guessing the little wheels are the drive wheels?
I would guess that is it not mobile. The rear wheels are for tilting it up and rolling it places. There is an output shaft from the exercycle to the air compressor at the rear that supplies air to the cannon. Either that, or that rear unit is a hydro gear box and it is driven, but I see no way to steer.

me either... I think a dual drivetrain system might work better, one running to a ghetto home made compressor of some sort.... you'd need a tank of a bike though... like a schwinn varsity

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/engineering/gonzo/4220505

Appears I may be right! I love being right, which is good, as I am right so often!

hellz yeah... I need to hire that guy.

Have Fun You Redneck Sons of the Flag!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rotgvvCtWo

that's a lot of propane...

that's a lot of propane...

We're going to allow molotov cocktails for yards that contain 5 or more inflatables.