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Dannihilator
12-12-04, 12:22 AM
http://www.importantanswers.com
Chris L
12-12-04, 12:45 AM
Takes me to an informative site called "cannot find server".
Takes me to an informative site called "cannot find server".
Congratualtions
Chris L
12-12-04, 01:05 AM
Congratualtions
I suspected that was the joke initially. However, I wasn't actually clicking on the link looking for "informative answers" (I know everything already :D ). I clicked on it for the same reason I click on any other link in the Jokes Forum -- i.e. hoping for a cheap laugh.
I suspected that was the joke initially. However, I wasn't actually clicking on the link looking for "informative answers" (I know everything already :D ). I clicked on it for the same reason I click on any other link in the Jokes Forum -- i.e. hoping for a cheap laugh.
<Dennis Hopper style>
What if it wasn't a joke? What if the site was taken down by "The Man" to keep us from having the answers? Do you know what the man is saying? Do you? This is dialectics. It's very simple dialectics. One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, with fractions. What are you going to land on, one quarter, three-eighths, what are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something -- that's dialectic physics, OK? Dialectic logic is there's only love and hate, you either love somebody or you hate them.
</Dennis Hopper style>
Chris L
12-12-04, 02:44 AM
I already have the answer -- forty-two.
KrisPistofferson
12-12-04, 10:11 AM
<Dennis Hopper style>
What if it wasn't a joke? What if the site was taken down by "The Man" to keep us from having the answers? Do you know what the man is saying? Do you? This is dialectics. It's very simple dialectics. One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, with fractions. What are you going to land on, one quarter, three-eighths, what are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something -- that's dialectic physics, OK? Dialectic logic is there's only love and hate, you either love somebody or you hate them.
</Dennis Hopper style>
The "pre-therapy" Dennis Hopper!
LordOpie
12-12-04, 11:36 AM
I already have the answer -- forty-two.
I hope the movie will be good.
I already have the answer -- forty-two.
But... WHAT IS THE QUESTION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
MadMan2k
12-12-04, 02:46 PM
The question - The sum of all the digits of my phone number added.
Yes, I know, my number rocks :)
JavaMan
12-12-04, 03:36 PM
But... WHAT IS THE QUESTION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I'll tell you in 10 million years.
Tom
cryogenic
12-19-04, 07:00 AM
I already have the answer -- forty-two.
you need this shirt, then. :)
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/68e2/
AdrianB
12-19-04, 03:58 PM
The last message from God is: "Sorry for the inconvenience". Never a truer word said!
anthonaut
12-21-04, 03:48 AM
There are some very random people in this world. Or maybe they just want to increase their post count :rolleyes:
anthonaut
12-22-04, 08:36 PM
What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
Uhhh. 54 not 42 ;)
iamlucky13
12-23-04, 12:04 AM
Try it again in base 13
anthonaut
12-23-04, 02:21 AM
Screw bases. Those things are so useless.
Screw bases. Those things are so useless.All your Base are belong to us!!!
http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf
http://img135.exs.cx/img135/223/0111.jpg
anthonaut
12-23-04, 09:00 PM
Thats the weirdest flash animation ive ever seen. And ive seen some pretty weird ones in my time.