Foo - My new girlfriend is armed

She keeps a baseball bat in the bedroom, and a loaded revolver in the nightstand.

I guess I'll behave myself.

What's the fun in that?

Must be one a them feminists we hear so much about these days.

My ex used to be a coroner. It was a given that she knew how to dispose of the body to avoid detection.

Ask her where does she keep the handcuffs.

Where does she keep her old boyfriends? You may want to look in the back yard for some freshly dug dirt.

My ex used to be a coroner. It was a given that she knew how to dispose of the body to avoid detection.
:eek:


Ask her where does she keep the handcuffs.
I'll have to ask. That could be a whole new dimension to our relationship. :lol:

Where does she keep her old boyfriends? You may want to look in the back yard for some freshly dug dirt.

Great question. She's been married three times, but I don't really ask what happened to them...

Maybe you should.

A day at the range would make for a good date.

A day at the range would make for a good date.

Sweet! a BYOGun day! I'll have to buy a gun...

You need to ask her the brand, model and caliber of revolver and what loads are in it. That way we can figure out if she knows what she is doing.

You need to ask her the brand, model and caliber of revolver and what loads are in it. That way we can figure out if she knows what she is doing.

I just glanced at it, and I'm far from an expert, but it was a black S&W .38 revolver. I don't know what ammunition it had.

A day at the range would make for a good date.

My ex and I did that at a friend's cabin when we were dating. She's a country girl and thought she was a good shot. She was, but she was surprised to discover that this city boy was a better shot.

I think it influenced us in that our arguments never-ever turned physical.

Baseball bat AND a revolver in the bedroom! Throw in some handcuffs and you have the makin's for some kinky shizit in the bedroom!

Either she's paranoid or she has some major big time plans for you.


RUNNNNnnnnn!!

Either she's paranoid or she has some major big time plans for you.


RUNNNNnnnnn!!

Wrong forum...this is a cycling forum.

Wrong forum...this is a cycling forum.

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I don't wanna be part of any kinky situations involving a baseball bat, no sir.

I don't wanna be part of any kinky situations involving a baseball bat, no sir.

You speaking from experience Rube? :p

Check her garage for a shovel and a sack of lime. :twitchy:

If it has hollowpoints, then it sounds like she knows what is up.

I don't wanna be part of any kinky situations involving a baseball bat, no sir.
Don't knock it until you try it....


Check her garage for a shovel and a sack of lime. :twitchy:
No garage, but I'll snoop around the basement. Then again, if I die, I think I'd rather they not find my body.

She keeps a baseball bat in the bedroom, and a loaded revolver in the nightstand.

I guess I'll behave myself.

..or in the future we'll look for a guy with a knot on his head with his jewels shot off:)

Aside from the bat and gun thing, tell us more about your new girlfriend. We're all ears.

I don't wanna be part of any kinky situations involving a baseball bat, no sir.

The way the Ricans love baseball I'm sure you received a few love taps over your Casanova career.

Great question. She's been married three times, but I don't really ask what happened to them...

I'm "Enery the Eighth" I am
"Enery the Eighth I am I am
She's been married seven times or more...........

Maybe she's thinking of something like this. http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php/789947-Zombie-Apocalypse-Armament-thread

That's been the thread right after this one the last two times I've online.

My ex used to be a coroner. It was a given that she knew how to dispose of the body to avoid detection.

I heard a story about some folks with skills like that who may or may not have helped a man who escaped conviction for the **** and attempted murder of a woman do a bit of a 'disappearing act'. Funnily enough the police didn't try to look too hard for him.

Sweet! a BYOGun day! I'll have to buy a gun...

You don't already own a gun?????? Are you sure you're one of ours? Dude. I would be more alarmed if I met a chick who didn't own a gun.
If a woman can't shoot, call a turkey, or dress a deer, I say dump her.

I guess I'll behave myself.

Wise choice.

...as for the baseball bat, remember: It's only kinky the first time...

It may be too late already.

Have someone else start your car if you ever have an argument with her.

Great question. She's been married three times, but I don't really ask what happened to them...
They undoubtedly died of natural causes.

It's quite natural to die if your skull is crushed with a bat or a bullet passes through your brain...

She keeps a baseball bat in the bedroom, and a loaded revolver in the nightstand.

I guess I'll behave myself.

So... she liked riding on your big dummy then.

It may be too late already.

Have someone else start your car if you ever have an argument with her.

Installing a remote starter might be more discreet.

I don't wanna be part of any kinky situations involving a baseball bat, no sir.

Maybe it's some kind of a vibrator.

Maybe it's some kind of a vibrator.

Ummmm baseball bat vibrator, that sounds extremely painful.

You should give your GF some slack on that. I bet she's had some ugly incident in the past that makes her feel safer that way. Also, young, pretty women get whistled at and harassed in some areas a lot more than many guys realize.

Arms are nice. I'm more of a leg man.

Installing a remote starter might be more discreet.

:thumb:

Is the bat wood or aluminum?

Just curious. Why did she show you the gun? Were you snooping?

Just curious. Why did she show you the gun? Were you snooping?

That's standard procedure.... "This drawer has lubricant, this one has a loaded gun". You don't wanna reach the wrong drawer in the dark and in a hurry with no knowledge.

You should sniff the barrel to see if it has been used recently.;):eek:

Aside from the bat and gun thing, tell us more about your new girlfriend. We're all ears.

She's older than me by eight years. I'm not telling everything though. :)

Maybe she's thinking of something like this. http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php/789947-Zombie-Apocalypse-Armament-thread

That's been the thread right after this one the last two times I've online.

Possibly. Louisville is home of the Zombie Walk (http://www.dangerrun.com/Louisville-Zombie-Attack/).

You don't already own a gun?????? Are you sure you're one of ours? Dude. I would be more alarmed if I met a chick who didn't own a gun.
If a woman can't shoot, call a turkey, or dress a deer, I say dump her.

Two out of three aint bad.

I owned a shotgun years ago, but never bothered to buy another gun. Can I borrow one of yours? I'll return it in nearly new condition. :D

Wise choice.

...as for the baseball bat, remember: It's only kinky the first time...

I've seen some pictures on the internet before... You'll have to find them yourself. This is a family-friendly website.

Is the bat wood or aluminum?

Other than splinters, does it matter?

You should sniff the barrel to see if it has been used recently.;):eek:


But what if it smells like lube?