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01-09-12, 03:56 PM
A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted.
St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is
worthy of entering.
After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows
his brow, and says, "I don't really see that you ever really did
anything great in your life, but I don't see anything really bad,
either."
"Tell you what," St. Peter says. "If you can tell me of one
REALLY good deed you did in your life, I'll let you in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "OK, well there
was this one time when I was driving down the highway and
I saw a gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down, and
sure enough, there they were, about 50 of 'em torturing this
woman. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out
of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the gang.
He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain
running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader,
the rest of the gang members formed a circle around me.
So, I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed
him over the head with the tire iron," the guy says. "Then
I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this
poor, innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged
animals! Go home before I really teach you all a lesson
in pain!"
St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this
happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is
worthy of entering.
After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows
his brow, and says, "I don't really see that you ever really did
anything great in your life, but I don't see anything really bad,
either."
"Tell you what," St. Peter says. "If you can tell me of one
REALLY good deed you did in your life, I'll let you in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "OK, well there
was this one time when I was driving down the highway and
I saw a gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down, and
sure enough, there they were, about 50 of 'em torturing this
woman. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out
of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the gang.
He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain
running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader,
the rest of the gang members formed a circle around me.
So, I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed
him over the head with the tire iron," the guy says. "Then
I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this
poor, innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged
animals! Go home before I really teach you all a lesson
in pain!"
St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this
happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."