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Leo C. Driscoll
12-14-04, 09:10 PM
Bicycle Mechanics

Scheisse happens.

Advocacy & Safety

If Scheisse happens, it isn't really Scheisse.

BMX

If Scheisse happens, do a wheelie.

Commuting

Why does Scheisse always happen to me?

Classic & Vintage

Scheisse better NOT happen!

Cyclocross

Scheisse is good for you.

Fifty Plus (50 +)

Scheisse happens when Scheisse does NOT happen.

Folding Bikes

How do you stuff 30 lbs. of Scheisse in a 10 lb. bag?

Mountain Biking

Scheisse, ME? You got to be kidding! There's a mountain lion up here somewhere.

Recumbent

No problem, dude. Just hand me that bed pan.

Recreational & Family

As I always say, those that ride together, scheiss together.

Road Cycling

A few grams here, a few grams there on my sweet Bianchi- and the Fat Lady starts to sing. Scheisse!

Singlespeed & Fixed Gear

Who needs Scheisse? One gear, zero brakes. What's there to understand?

Tandem Cycling

If Scheisse happens, stoker didn't crank. No, if Scheisse happens, cap'n didn't steer.

Touring

If Scheisse happens, it doesn't happen. Just look at that gorgeous seascape!


Training & Nutrition

If Scheisse happens, you got fiber, dude! Is it IN you?

Triathlon

Scheisse does not happen to an Iron Man!

Winter Cycling

Brrrr! Let Scheisse happen to some one else too cheap to buy a face mask!


:roflmao: :roflmao:


ChAnMaN
12-14-04, 10:35 PM
ok wtf is Scheisse, apparently im missing something because im sure this thread would be hilarious...if only i could understand

forum*rider
12-14-04, 10:51 PM
it sounds like some kind of cheese....


XzEn54321
12-14-04, 10:53 PM
crap or s****

sch
12-15-04, 01:29 AM
German for stool, fewmets, excrement, BM, product of #2, potty product, baby perfume....
Didn't catch the young ladies' dialog in the first Bourne movie?

Good post, Driscoll !!. Steve

AdrianB
12-15-04, 03:18 PM
Baby perfume!? :)

sch
12-17-04, 08:24 AM
Prelithic coprolites, droppings Steve