Foo - christmas bummer (rant) (short)

ok, I can deal with the decorations, the christmas music,
the sales, the excessive number of drivers in a BIG hurry.

But I am absolutely about to go postal on the guy in the cube
next to me who brought in a boombox and is blasting
"The Carpenters Christmas Favorites"

I hated karen crapenter's music when she was alive,
hate now. . . .

oh geez, where are my headphones? its drowing out my
pink floyd, and Cheech and Chong's Santa and his old lady. . .

Marty

But I am absolutely about to go postal on the guy in the cube
next to me who brought in a boombox and is blasting
"The Carpenters Christmas Favorites"

Actually, I think you can legally kill him. Make a video tape of the music, and the killing - no judge would dare convict. :D

Marty, I have 10 reasons why that putz should die which you may borrow... and they're ALL 9mm in diameter. :)



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I'm on top of this ******* lookin right down the barrel
and the only motivation I can find
Is because you are here and your music's so queer
Your songs have put me totally out of control

There's only one possible response:
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:roflmao:

This is one of the times I'm glad I work in my own little building, but I'm off on Wednesdays and Thursdays.

There's only one possible response:
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Oh come on, the Chipmunks Christmas music was my favorite when I was a kid.

Oh come on, the Chipmunks Christmas music was my favorite when I was a kid.
And how old are you now? 73?

And how old are you now? 73?

ouch.

And how old are you now? 73?

26. I used to watch the cartoon show when I was a kid.

The worst is when xmas shopping and the department stores play horrible xmas music like Michael Bolton, or quebecois singers doing overwrought screeching of carols. It goes through my head like a nail. I'd rather hear the chipmunks! I loved the chipmunks!

***** xmas carols... ***** xmas too!
Damned xians co-opted our Solstice celebration

***** 'em all I say!

The worst is here in Raleigh we have a soft-rock station that is popular background music in many businesses, elevators, etc. They started playing that crap a week before halloween. By thanksgiving I was so sick of the holiday music I want to go out in public with an ipod on like a juvenile delinquent just to avoid the chance of hearing any of the brain wasting noise.

ask him to shut if off.

the had that cartoon show on when i was a kid... that was in the 80's and 90's.

Just repeat over an over in a loud voice: Bah humbug! Bah humbug! Bah humbug!

I still want a Hula Hoop!

And how old are you now? 73?

Watch it champ ;). I am not even 30 yet and I grew up on the chipmunks...better than celine deion...

What it champ ;). I am not even 30 yet and I grew up on the chipmunks...better than celine deion...
Eh? What's that you say? I can't hear because my high-frequency hearing's gone because of the dion scriom (scream that's meant to be).

ok, I can deal with the decorations, the christmas music,
the sales, the excessive number of drivers in a BIG hurry.

But I am absolutely about to go postal on the guy in the cube
next to me who brought in a boombox and is blasting
"The Carpenters Christmas Favorites"

I hated karen crapenter's music when she was alive,
hate now. . . .

oh geez, where are my headphones? its drowing out my
pink floyd, and Cheech and Chong's Santa and his old lady. . .

Marty

Think.. "Cypris Hill".

"Sawed of shot gun sippin on a 40"

Yo Scrooge!

Only 9 more days... hang in there!

;)

Why not ask him to turn it down? If he says no, lace his eggnog with arsenic. It worked in that book "Flowers in the Attic". Just sick enough to get him to stay at home, then no music, and problem solved! :D

Koffee

^ God... I thoight I was the only one who read that book! :EEK:

There is a god,
guess who has been out sick the past 2 days?
(not that I wish that on anyone. . . .)

M

Go to the rest room. Do your business in a brown paper bag. Return with bag. Light bag on fire. Throw flaming bag in his cube. Act like nothing happened.

There is a god,
guess who has been out sick the past 2 days?
(not that I wish that on anyone. . . .)

M


Kewl! Looks like that arsenic worked after all! Whooooo!

Don't forget to stop lacing though. According to Flowers in the Attic, if you stop in time, you won't die. Cory didn't stop eating the donuts, so he died, just like his pet mouse.

:(


;) :D

Koffee

Fine, if not the Chipmunks, how about this?
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--1: Santa Claus Goes To The Ghetto - Nate Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dogg
--2: Christmas Song - Danny Boy
--3: I Wish - Tha Dogg Pound
--4: Silver Bells - Michel'le
--5: Peaceful Christmas - Danny Boy
--6: Christmas In The Ghetto - O.F.T.B./Gary Barner
--7: Silent Night - B.G.O.T.I./6 Feet Deep/Guess
--8: Be Thankful - Nate Dogg
--9: On This Glorious Day - 816
--10: Frosty The Snowman - 6 Feet Deep
--11: O Holy Night - B.G.O.T.I.
--12: Party 4 Da Homies - J. Flex/Sean Barney Thomas
--13: White Christmas - Guess
--14: This Christmas - Danny Boy
--15: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - 6 Feet Deep
--16: Christmas Everyday - Guess


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Tracks:
--1: Deck My Balls
--2: Violent Night - (with PoBoy)
--3: 12 J's Of X-Mas - (with The 2 Zigg Zaggs)
--4: Jobe Bells - (with The 2 Zigg Zaggs)
--5: O Chronic Tree - (with Strainj)
--6: Strainj Poem, A - (with Strainj)
--7: Death To The World
--8: Palmbells - (with The 2 Zigg Zaggs)
--9: Nutscracker - (with The 2 Zigg Zaggs)
--10: An Even Strainjer Poem - (with Strainj/The 2 Zigg Zaggs)
--11: 12J's Of X-Mas - (with The 2 Zigg Zaggs)
--12: I Wish You Would Roll A New Blunt - (with The 2 Zigg Zaggs)


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^LOL glad I wasn't drinking anything.