Jokes & Humor - Lecture

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cradom
01-24-12, 10:03 AM
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van
in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a
policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked
the police officer.

'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.

'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time
on New Year's Eve?' inquired the constable sarcastically.

'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.


trackhub
01-24-12, 06:37 PM
Heh-heh!

ka0use
01-26-12, 04:14 PM
as you were.