Foo - Listen Up, this may save your life one day.

I'm just getting over a nasty bout of food poisoning.
Ok, listen carefully, I don't care how bad the taste in your mouth may be, if all you have is orange toothpaste then use anything else. Baking soda, wesson oil, cat littler, it doesn't matter, all orange toothpaste will do is make a bad thing worse.

For your own safety, the cleanliness of your sink, and the cleanliness of your shoes, heed my warning. There is nothing in that orange toothpaste tube but concentrated sadness and the shrieks of dying bats.

Don't know about orange toothpaste, but as one just getting over a bad bought of the norovirus, I feel your pain. When you don't make it to the bathroom with the first heave and just give up and stand there puking on the floor for subsequent heaves because you figure it can't get any worse and you have a mess to clean up there anyway you know (or at least hope), you've hit rock bottom.

this toothpaste of which you speak, how is it used? Did you get so sick your teeth cracked and you were gluing them back together?

Orange toothpaste? As in orange flavored?

*shudders*

Orange toothpaste? As in orange flavored?

*shudders*

I'm with the lady on this one.
Orange tooth paste? What demon spawn from the 7th inner circle of hell made you buy that stuff?

I'm with the lady on this one.
Orange tooth paste? What demon spawn from the 7th inner circle of hell made you buy that stuff?

It was in the free swag bag from my last trip to the dentist.

It was in the free swag bag from my last trip to the dentist.

I'd consider killing that dentist and burying his body in the okefenokee swamp, where it will feed the alligators and bears and never be seen again, except as dung.

I'd consider killing that dentist and burying his body in the okefenokee swamp, where it will feed the alligators and bears and never be seen again, except as dung.

You are a wise and noble man.

Orange flavored toothpaste (brand please) sealed and new made you sick? wtf?

http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv192/snoogans606/500x_rainbow-clown-vomit.gif

I'd consider killing that dentist and burying his body in the okefenokee swamp, where it will feed the alligators and bears and never be seen again, except as dung.

a flaming bag of the product of your food poisoning on his doorstep should probably do the trick.

Orange flavored toothpaste (brand please) sealed and new made you sick? wtf?

Crest.
I had the food poisoning first. The orange toothpaste was salt in the wound.

Ah.

It's been many years since my bout with food poisoning but pretty much anything would would be salt in the wound. I distinctly remember having a strong wish to just die.

It was in the free swag bag from my last trip to the dentist.

Along with those red tablets that tell you wear you missed brushing? [if you're 4yo]

Along with those red tablets that tell you wear you missed brushing? [if you're 4yo]

I prefer the bubblegum fluoride over the grape flavor just so you know.

I like the stuff and use it twice a day.

Having just perused the toothpaste aisle just the other day, I have never seen an orange flavored toothpaste. But some Googling revealed the presence of Fresh Citrus Breeze Crest toothpaste. Huh.

Orange toothpaste. The very idea of it makes me want to hurl, so I can't imagine using it while already sick.

I haven't found a toothpaste that doesn't burn the holy hell out of my tongue.

I don't get it.

Couch

Flashlight.

Gee, what are two flavors known by everyone to go swimmingly together? Oh! Toothpaste and orange juice! BAM! PRODUCT'D!

I disagree with and disavow all knowledge of all non-mint toothpastes.

Having just perused the toothpaste aisle just the other day, I have never seen an orange flavored toothpaste. But some Googling revealed the presence of Fresh Citrus Breeze Crest toothpaste. Huh.
Thats the stuff!

Gee, what are two flavors known by everyone to go swimmingly together? Oh! Toothpaste and orange juice! BAM! PRODUCT'D!

another two flavors that go swimmingly together orange juice and gastric juice. the other day when I was throwing up and the last thing I'd eaten was oj (or the OP's experience) will tell you that.

I disagree with and disavow all knowledge of all non-mint toothpastes.

I find cinnamon an acceptable flavor.

I'm with the lady on this one.
Orange tooth paste? What demon spawn from the 7th inner circle of hell made you buy that stuff?

For Halloween, I made up gift bags for kids participating in my bike ride... one of the bags included Glow in the dark Watermelon flavored toothpaste... I hope it didn't make that kid sick!!!!!!

BTW the only acceptable flavor for toothpaste is mint... that's it...

For Halloween, I made up gift bags for kids participating in my bike ride... one of the bags included Glow in the dark Watermelon flavored toothpaste... I hope it didn't make that kid sick!!!!!!

BTW the only acceptable flavor for toothpaste is mint... that's it...

Mint hurts like crazy.

Mint hurts like crazy.

have you talked it over with your dentist?
Perhaps baking soda might be useful.

Mint hurts like crazy.

Irish it up. We are approaching St. Patty's Day after all.

do they still sell orange listerine?

all I could find at costco was the whitening type and that leaves this most peculiar aftertaste.
possibly worse than your orange toothpaste.

I find cinnamon an acceptable flavor.

Cinnamon is the only thing I've found that's strong enough to override the mint flavoring that they still put in, despite there being other flavors in the toothpaste. Crest used to have a supposedly lemon flavored toothpaste I liked, because it almost no flavor at all.

I would strongly support a ban on all mint flavored dental products.

You sure it wasn't this stuff?

http://www.lehighvalleyabrasives.com/catalog/permatex-15oz.jpg

Cinnamon is the only thing I've found that's strong enough to override the mint flavoring that they still put in, despite there being other flavors in the toothpaste. Crest used to have a supposedly lemon flavored toothpaste I liked, because it almost no flavor at all.

I would strongly support a ban on all mint flavored dental products.

I can't imagine eating food with lots of onion and garlic and then brushing my teeth with lemon toothpaste.

Citrus-flavored toothpaste is not something I ever hope to encounter. I'll stick with mint.

My wife likes that orange toothpaste. :p I think the stuff is disgusting, but she has the same opinion of my selection; Tom's of Maine has a fennel toothpaste (tastes like black licorice.) I think it's awesome, she hates it.

Irish it up. We are approaching St. Patty's Day after all.

I doubt brushing with Irish Spring is going to be any better.

My wife likes that orange toothpaste. :p I think the stuff is disgusting, but she has the same opinion of my selection; Tom's of Maine has a fennel toothpaste (tastes like black licorice.) I think it's awesome, she hates it.

umm...I think both of you have awful tastes in toothpaste. :p

What about chocolate flavored toothpaste?

http://www.childrite.com/ChocolateBling.html

http://www.dentalheroes.com/wp-content/themes/Convergence/images/close-up-chocolate-toothpaste.jpg

We have some fruit-flavored toddler toothpaste in the house (go fig, it isn't available in mint)... stuff is nas-ty.

My dogs have chicken flavored toothpaste. I haven't tasted it, but maybe I should. They seem to think is tastes okay, but they also enjoy horse biscuits, so I don't know how much stock I should put in their taste.

Milk-Bones are surprisingly tasty.

Mint toothpaste and mint mouthwash....

Although I am tempted to try the Tom's of Maine Clove toothpaste. But since I use mint mouthwash, I am probably not going to attempt!

We have some fruit-flavored toddler toothpaste in the house (go fig, it isn't available in mint)... stuff is nas-ty.

This!!!!! On the rare occasion where I am considerate to my bride when I have to get up inordinately early, and I brush my teeth in the kid's bathroom, I cannot believe they put the stuff that they brush their teeth with in their mouths. But they seem to like it. Kids toothpaste is nasty. I would rather use AllenG's™ CitrusPuke Surprise I think.

Milk-Bones are surprisingly tasty.

yeah, the cheese flavored ones aren't too bad. Never tried any other flavors.

have you talked it over with your dentist?
Perhaps baking soda might be useful.

It's my tongue that hurts. I've tried some of the baking soda, unflavored toothpaste, and it still, occasionally hurts but the big toothpaste companies I can't even look at without my tongue burning.