Foo - Ruben's next job?

Puerto Rican Iguana Eradicator?

Puerto Rico Proposes Iguana Eradication Plan (http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/NATL-Puerto-Rico-Proposes-Iguana-Eradication-to-Boost-Economy-Eliminate-Nuisance-138804669.html)

I hear Python and Anaconda taste like chicken too. He could stay here and just go to work in the swamps. Maybe start a Puerto Rican version of Swamp People on The Discovery Channel.

Puerto Rican Iguana Eradicator?

Puerto Rico Proposes Iguana Eradication Plan (http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/NATL-Puerto-Rico-Proposes-Iguana-Eradication-to-Boost-Economy-Eliminate-Nuisance-138804669.html)

hmmm.....a 3rd career for MV?

hmmm.....a 3rd career for MV?

With 4 million iguanas according to the article at $6/lb for the meat, this could be a lucrative undertaking. I mean, what ammo would you use against iguana? .22? BB? .177 pellet? In any case, dirt cheap tiny ammo.

With 4 million iguanas according to the article at $6/lb for the meat, this could be a lucrative undertaking. I mean, what ammo would you use against iguana? .22? BB? .177 pellet? In any case, dirt cheap tiny ammo.

I was thinking the .177 pellet gun I have should work just fine. Load it with a hollow point pellet and boom, headshot! Well, ok...pffffffffpt! headshot!

I want to see the iguana meat processing plant that Ruben cobbles together out of an old Hyundai, his attic fan and a dinette set.

One could run quite the meat grinder with a Hyundai 4-banger.

Iguana sausage anyone?

The main article of concern is "Six grenades found in downtown Miami".Did the Dade county police check for missing pins?

Rube better batten down the hatches,the Columbian pharmacy brokers are back in town this week for a convention.

The price to live in paradise just got a little steeper again:thumb:

Probably tastes like chicken.

Only my Island's finest politicians could possibly come up with such a stupid idea. Now people are going breed even more iguanas than before. And what about the Mona Iguana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mona_Ground_Iguana)'s? Those are actually an endangered species. People are gonna hunt them down for the meat too.

PS: The Mona Ground Iguana is a 4 feet long lizard.

See? Get down there and get to work? $6/lb is good money if you can get 4 foot long iguanas.

.....or the 4ft. iguana could get the Rube?

Does Rube taste like chicken?

What ammo would an iguana use to take Ruben down?

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What ammo would an iguana use to take Ruben down?

Does Rube taste like chicken?

You would know...

Does Rube taste like chicken?

That you would have to ask Mrs.Rube:thumb:

Kinda like a Reuben Sandwich with a little more salt (I've been told).

I should know better than to just step into a Ruben tm post.

Marriage Counseling.

Kinda like a Reuben Sandwich with a little more salt (I've been told).

You didn't really have to answer that. No, really.

You didn't really have to answer that. No, really.

No matter how low the tasteless bar is set,Rube (as host of Rubenstories tm in Foo) is obligated to a verbal review on every topic.
A Rubenstory tm without a "Rubenquote" would leave us all hanging,:wink,wink:.

No matter how low the tasteless bar is set,Rube (as host of Rubenstories tm in Foo) is obligated to a verbal review on every topic.
A Rubenstory tm without a "Rubenquote" would leave us all hanging,:wink,wink:.

And spry always goes after the "low hanging fruit", am I right?

And spry always goes after the "low hanging fruit", am I right?

Ah yes,the parable of "the fox and the grapes".One of my favorites.

Ae sop what you did there!

Ae sop what you did there!


Just for that I will let you run a hose from Lake Erie to your place and put an end to that drought.
It's still not frozen here.

Rube could survive winter here up North if his current marriage goes South.

Rube could survive winter here up North if his current marriage goes South.

I haz gunz... what else is needed up there?