Fifty Plus (50+) - Any Doctors out there?

I'm having a problem with my bike and thought maybe you've had the same problem and could tell me what to do about it. :innocent:

Yeah, I've had that same problem but was able to fix it no problem. :innocent:

Might need to have it removed. A radical bikectomy?

My barber fixed mine. She said her husband rides a bike.

Had a friend that rode one in grade school that had a problem with their bike once. I'll check with them as to what they did about it.

Try askadoctor.com

Send me a biopsy and I'll look at it through my bikerosope.

Needs Locktite on the BB.... end of story. Or check for something rattling in your pocket.

Maybe your bike is just lonely. N+1 time.

This sounds like a job for Doctor Phil!!

Did someone call?

http://www.thebikedr.com/

My barber fixed mine. She said her husband rides a bike.

Mine misbehaved very, very, very badly and got thrown into the joint.
But then the barbour set it free! That was a bonehead move!

Just ride more.

Yeah, I've had that same problem but was able to fix it no problem. :innocent:

So, this is your version of Obamacare. Obikeacare!

My bike is depressed. I read on the Huffington Post that its enjoyment of life is inversely proportional to the mass of my ass.

A generous application of placebo often achieves results for me.

that's Huffyweighsaton .. Post.

Give it two squirts of oil and have it see me in the morning.

You will ruin it if you doctor it up to much. Give it to an expert to fix.

that's Huffyweighsaton .. Post.

That's right: the Huffy-ton Post is where I get my bike doctoring information.

I hope your doctor is better than mine.

Your bike may need to talk to a bike cycleologist or go on some group rides for therapy.
Bikes get depressed and cranky when they are stuck inside all winter -- just like their human.
Give your bike a nice warm bath followed with clean lube and a big hug.
Watch some of your TDF videos together on the couch.
Talk about some of your upcoming ride plans for the summer.

One of these daily keeps doctors from attacking you, so I hear. It must be like garlic for vampires.

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This sounds like a job for Doctor Phil!!

Dr. Phil Wood? http://www.philwood.com/products/gohchome.php

Luckily, here in the UK the NHS (National Health Service) is there to sort this sort of problem out for free - If you don't mind waiting a loooooooooooooooong time

This is a job for ... bicycle repairman!

If it moves and it shouldn't = duct tape or zip ties. If it should move and it doesn't = WD40 or liquid wrench.

This is a job for ... bicycle repairman!

Repo Man?

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65'er has the John Cleese pic as his avatar here. if I ever saw another picture of him in life I'd probably doubt its veracity.

Bill

If it's an inflation problem, a patch kit won't help, this time. :p

Watch some of your TDF videos together on the couch.

Edit out any bicycle crashes before you watch them. It may be stressful for your bicycle to see a crash. For that reason as well, do not watch "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" or "The Bicycle Thief" with your bike.

65'er has the John Cleese pic as his avatar here. if I ever saw another picture of him in life I'd probably doubt its veracity.
I recall I too once posted that 65'er's avatar was John Cleese, but as I remember, he himself, of whom we speak, corrected me that it is Michael Palin.

Not sure how anyone can confuse Palin with Cleese.

Yep, And No one expects the Spanish Inquisition, either. It is one of those Python dudes I'm sure, they all look the same to me.

Bill

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Just watch out if they break out.....

THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!