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bikecrate
02-08-12, 01:35 PM
Could be living, dead or fictional?

I think I would go with Mr. T or William Burroughs.

Artkansas
02-08-12, 01:47 PM
Woody Harrelson or Jeff Bridges
jsharr
02-08-12, 01:48 PM
Marcel Marceau

skijor
02-08-12, 01:49 PM
Mel Blanc
jsharr
02-08-12, 01:51 PM
John Facenda
skijor
02-08-12, 01:54 PM
John Facenda

I would've guessed Carl Spackler.
AllenG
02-08-12, 01:58 PM
Abe Vigoda, and Flip Wilson, with accompaniment by Judy Tenuta.


Or Batman.
bigbenaugust
02-08-12, 02:04 PM
This assumes my life story is worth narrating.
ModoVincere
02-08-12, 02:08 PM
Benny Hill
willmw
02-08-12, 02:11 PM
Robin Williams or Kevin Spacey
gnome
02-08-12, 02:15 PM
Morgan Freeman.
ahsposo
02-08-12, 02:16 PM
Groucho Marx
Pamestique
02-08-12, 02:19 PM
My best friend and significant other... knows me best and is the funniest person I know. He will make my life entertaining to others.
jsharr
02-08-12, 02:25 PM
I would've guessed Carl Spackler.

Spackler would be awesome! Can I change my vote?

Here it is! It's no big deal!
x136
02-08-12, 02:38 PM
My own reanimated corpse. Run through Auto-Tune.
CliftonGK1
02-08-12, 02:45 PM
Lou Ferigno
colorider
02-08-12, 02:58 PM
William Shatner channeling the Bard
ahsposo
02-08-12, 03:02 PM
I've been thinking since I chose Groucho.

Somebody else can have him. I want Herman Melville to write the story and Dick Cheney to read it.

"Call me ahsposo."
NCbiker
02-08-12, 03:14 PM
Sam Elliott.
superdex
02-08-12, 03:20 PM
Sir David Attenborough, or Craig Ferguson.
spry
02-08-12, 03:38 PM
Tommy Chong or Ruben
Sixty Fiver
02-08-12, 03:44 PM
Richard Kiley.
Rodimus_Prime
02-08-12, 03:45 PM
Charlie Sheen
x136
02-08-12, 04:14 PM
Sir David AttenboroughSo you want the American version to be unlistenably read by Oprah Winfrey?
20grit
02-08-12, 04:37 PM
Alan Rickman or Sam Elliott
Wordbiker
02-08-12, 04:55 PM
Fran Drescher.
Big_e
02-08-12, 05:00 PM
Charlie Sheen
+1 in that same depressing tone of voice he used in Platoon.
ahsposo
02-08-12, 05:04 PM
Fran Drescher.

You're a female?!

Of course I have no problem with biographic cross-dressing. That's cool.

In fact Ruth Buzzi would be great for me now that I think about it.
MillCreek
02-08-12, 05:14 PM
Morgan Freeman or Patrick Stewart.
Tom Stormcrowe
02-08-12, 07:31 PM
Bertrand Russel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_Russell)
Garfield Cat
02-08-12, 11:07 PM
My best friend and significant other... knows me best and is the funniest person I know. He will make my life entertaining to others.

Your friend is Jay Leno?
midschool22
02-08-12, 11:31 PM
Henry Rollins
Denis Leary
Don LaFontaine (Movie voice guy).
RaleighSport
02-08-12, 11:33 PM
Christopher Walken.
Captain Blight
02-09-12, 12:12 AM
Either John Waters or Stephen Hawking.
busted knuckles
02-09-12, 12:54 AM
gilbert godfrey.
ooga-booga
02-09-12, 03:50 AM
charles bukowski
Artkansas
02-09-12, 04:04 AM
The HAL 9000.

http://joeorman.shutterace.com/2001/Hal.jpg
MillCreek
02-09-12, 07:37 AM
^^^^^ Ooh, good choice! Douglas Rain was the voice of HAL.
bikebuddha
02-09-12, 08:11 AM
The late great William F. Buckley or George Plimpton. In a pinch Kelsey Grammer would do.
jdon
02-09-12, 08:52 AM
Keith Richards.
jsharr
02-09-12, 09:00 AM
My own reanimated corpse. Run through Auto-Tune.

"Over My Dead Body! Okay if you say so, The story of x136" featuring Paul Vasquez with Bubb Rubb and Antoine Dodson.
patentcad
02-09-12, 09:06 AM
gilbert godfrey.

That was my first choice. I'll go with M. Burns instead.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Mr_Burns.png
jsharr
02-09-12, 09:11 AM
That was my first choice. I'll go with M. Burns instead.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Mr_Burns.png

That would be eerily similar to x136's plan and / or real life. How about Bobcat Goldthwaite?
Doohickie
02-09-12, 09:20 AM
Marcel Marceau

Dammit, Jeff. We think too much alike.
jsharr
02-09-12, 09:23 AM
Dammit, Jeff. We think too much alike.

You should Lawrence Welk do yours. Either him and his orchestra (playing the chicken dance polka) or Mumenschantz.

Another option for you would be Yosh and Stan Smenge and The Happy Wanderers.
Gump
02-09-12, 09:31 AM
James Earl Jones
Doohickie
02-09-12, 09:34 AM
No. If I can't get Marcel Marceau, I ain't talkin'.
jsharr
02-09-12, 09:36 AM
No. If I can't get Marcel Marceau, I ain't talkin'.

Has anyone chosen Charlie Chaplin? If not , you could use him.
Shifty
02-09-12, 09:51 AM
Rosanne Rosannadanna
no motor?
02-09-12, 09:54 AM
Steinbeck. Or maybe Ben Franklin or Mark Twain. They all make the mundane seem interesting. Or maybe Tesla if I wanted to electrify the audience.