Foo - More Signs of the Coming Apocalypse

Purple Squirrels...

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/2/8/10/enhanced-buzz-629-1328713622-17.jpg

From Accuweather.com (http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/purple-squirrel-found-in-penns/61308)

"I kept telling my husband I saw a purple one out in the yard. 'Oh sure you did' he kept telling me," said Emert. "Well, he checked the trap around noon on Sunday and sure enough, there it was."

Dec 21,2012
coming soon....

My kids will be so pissed that they'll miss X-mas...

Go Go Juice

WARNING: Per no1mad request - You may regret viewing this vid


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU40T1C9XVM

Only reason the Mayan calendar stops at Dec 2012 is there were no more of them left to start a new calendar, they either got away from or were killed by the Spanish. In case I'm wrong I did see this blue birdog the other day.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/stumpyspic/MA_birddog.jpg

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/2/7/16/enhanced-buzz-21911-1328651116-12.jpg

Zombie Cats.

That vid from earlier? It should come with either eye wash or barf buckets...

I'm going blind and will have that stuck in my head until I die... which according to this thread is a little over 10 months away. But still, blech.

i'm playing my electric guitar in front of a bar full of people next week, that's rather ominous right there.

i'm playing my electric guitar in front of a bar full of people next week, that's rather ominous right there.

A bar with poles doesn't count unless you're naked too.

A bar with poles doesn't count unless you're naked too.

I don't have to disrobe to humiliate myself. All I have to do is pick up a guitar.

And in addition to the purple squirrel a purple cow was recently born in Serbia.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-45mc7Q9NBRc/TxWKwQZwe1I/AAAAAAAAKeI/lLxdkv87Cq0/Purple%252520Calf%252520Born%252520In%252520Serbia%25252002_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800

http://www.cuteanimals4you.com/2012/01/purple-calf-born-in-serbia.html

i'm playing my electric guitar in front of a bar full of people next week, that's rather ominous right there.

Chester NY Nursing Home juice bar=captive audience

a new species! Is he grape-flavored?

Chester NY Nursing Home juice bar=captive audience

Last time I was there the oldest person in the audience was 40 and they were hammering back pitchers of beer.

Brain eating Zombie Rats

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/2/7/16/enhanced-buzz-3590-1328650313-9.jpg

Flying Vampire Canines

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/2/9/16/enhanced-buzz-16247-1328822860-22.jpg

Victims of drive-by shootings now available for drive-by visitation.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/2/9/11/enhanced-buzz-wide-11665-1328805949-18.jpg

Giant Naked Mole Rats

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lan0lukDOT1qbdsem.png

At risk of being thrown into TH:


CF frames masquerading as classic lugged steel: (http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/colnago-celebrates-80th-birthday-with-limited-edition-bike--33157)


http://cdn.mos.bikeradar.com/images/news/2012/02/09/1328807720344-1bc1zyxj609xf-670-70.jpg

Purple Squirrels...

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/2/8/10/enhanced-buzz-629-1328713622-17.jpg

From Accuweather.com (http://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-news/purple-squirrel-found-in-penns/61308)

"I kept telling my husband I saw a purple one out in the yard. 'Oh sure you did' he kept telling me," said Emert. "Well, he checked the trap around noon on Sunday and sure enough, there it was."

Looks like it got sprayed with something.

At risk of being thrown into TH:


CF frames masquerading as classic lugged steel: (http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/colnago-celebrates-80th-birthday-with-limited-edition-bike--33157)


http://cdn.mos.bikeradar.com/images/news/2012/02/09/1328807720344-1bc1zyxj609xf-670-70.jpg

Oh Good lord, NO! CHOKE,,,,

^The eighty buyers get a fake Rolex to go along with their atrocities.

Orthodox Jews by the thousands are abandoning time honored rituals and are being lured to slapstick comedy.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2012/01/01/photo-of-the-day-2012/_jcr_content/gallery/slide_35/image.wide.jpg

Giant Aliens in pink spacesuits are appearing all over India.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2012/01/01/photo-of-the-day-2012/jcr:content/gallery/slide_9/image.wide.1327443430526.jpg

Reports of deadly explosive flatulence are coming in from all over Africa.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2012/01/01/photo-of-the-day-2012/jcr:content/gallery/slide_7/image.wide.1327443516348.jpg

The Serious League of Bitter Spinsters (SLOBS) has admitted it's first male member.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2012/01/01/photo-of-the-day-2012/jcr:content/gallery/slide_2/image.wide.1327444253240.jpg

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2012/01/01/photo-of-the-day-2012/jcr:content/gallery/slide/image.wide.1327444484605.jpg

Tropical fish are turning the tables

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2012/01/01/photo-of-the-day-2012/jcr:content/gallery/slide_37/image.wide.1328900169986.jpg

Tropical fish are turning the tables

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2012/01/01/photo-of-the-day-2012/jcr:content/gallery/slide_37/image.wide.1328900169986.jpg

The fish could stand to feed that kid a little less.

And in addition to the purple squirrel a purple cow was recently born in Serbia.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-45mc7Q9NBRc/TxWKwQZwe1I/AAAAAAAAKeI/lLxdkv87Cq0/Purple%252520Calf%252520Born%252520In%252520Serbia%25252002_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800


I never saw a purple cow.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one

-- Gelett Burgess (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_Cow)

Large eyeless dogs are being rounded up by yuppies for bizarre ritualistic dances

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2012/02/13/the-most-winning-dog-breeds-at-westminster-from-dalmation-to-terrier-photos/_jcr_content/gallery/slide_24/image.img.jpg

It's become a shark eat shark world.

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/n8UnCwORM5bcEvD7cAQidw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thesideshow/sharkeatingshark.jpg

Orthodox Jews by the thousands are abandoning time honored rituals and are being lured to slapstick comedy.
Is that a banana in your yamaka or are you just happy to see me?

Hundreds of young men are compelled by some mysterious force to kneel in surrender to the tides.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2011/05/02/navy-seals/jcr:content/gallery/slide2/image.wide.1307543133854.jpg

It is more often than not fatal.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2011/05/02/navy-seals/jcr:content/gallery/slide3/image.wide.1307543134065.jpg

Those that survive are often grief-stricken and dazed.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2011/05/02/navy-seals/jcr:content/gallery/slide4/image.wide.1307543133706.jpg

The "Real" Forrest Gump dies in mysterious, but really spectacularly gross circumstances.

http://blstb.msn.com/i/29/B38AF760876172995EA6DE4D1099.jpg

Pat Robertson wants Pot legalized (http://news.yahoo.com/pat-robertson-wants-smoke-pot-legally-143457144.html)

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/pat-robertson-e1293381014986.jpg?w=450&h=337

^^^ It's time to panic!

Human sacrifice! dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/stumpyspic/Humansacrifice.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/stumpyspic/endoftheworld.jpg

The clouds begin to talk.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qcA0G0FwQUU/SsoOCAvhAbI/AAAAAAAABMQ/g_Xtp5xWdWY/s400/unnatural-selection-detail.jpg

A Yeti family is found.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__jd8AQ6rPHE/SoNHUq9Q-bI/AAAAAAAABAU/HtlWx6RqwaQ/s400/BearSuitTalent1.jpg

Masses of apathetic, depressed people are lining the world's beaches and one at a time will leave their seat and walk out into the water and drown.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2012/01/01/photo-of-the-day-2012/jcr:content/gallery/slide_67/image.wide.1331524552241.jpg

Blue people in KY

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2OKthB2jsj8/S_QyiDP2EcI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/enXyK3fAqQI/s400/blue_paul1.jpg

Not to be confused with other blue people...

http://affotd.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/blueberry-willy-wonka-girl.png

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwb3bb9iPv1qjqev4o1_250.jpg

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwb3bb9iPv1qjqev4o1_250.jpg

I used to have a tee shirt with the brains sign on it, and one day a guy told me that it was a sign for a restaruant. I think Abby Normal owned it.

As more and more adults give up and walk out into the sea and drown, children are establishing militias to protect themselves.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/galleries/2012/01/01/photo-of-the-day-2012/_jcr_content/gallery/slide_79/image.wide.jpg

Party runs out of Beer, 1 dead, 7 wounded (http://www.khou.com/news/texas-news/Brawl-erupts-at-childs-birthday-party-1-dead-144226005.html) ;)

^^^“It was okay,” Jesus said. “A lot of people were drinking and stuff, other than that, nothing bad.”

lol!

Their yearly April fools prank.
http://www.queensboro.com/web/exec/index.php?