Foo - I got a deformed M&M

Should I eat it?

http://i552.photobucket.com/albums/jj352/CbadRider/Photoon2-12-12at647PM.jpg

I say put it out of its misery and eat it, but sing found a peanut while you do (and don't choke).

Does it look like the Virgin Mary?

Does it look like the Virgin Mary?

No.

Nor does it look like Elvis, Jesus, or Michael Jackson.

I think you have a worse problem... Your Whole universe is backwards!!

I think you have a worse problem... Your Whole universe is backwards!!

I still can't read the writing on the M&M, even if I flip the photo around.

No.

Nor does it look like Elvis, Jesus, or Michael Jackson.

eat it.

eat it.

Like Weird Al?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

If it doesn't have ears, eyes and a mouth ... I'd eat it.

Like Weird Al?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

seems a bit much....but if that's how you want to do it, sure. Make sure to post the video of you dancing like that.

If it doesn't have ears, eyes and a mouth ... I'd eat it.

I'd eat it even if had those. Most animals are pretty tasty in my experience.

seems a bit much....but if that's how you want to do it, sure. Make sure to post the video of you dancing like that.

I think my dancing mirrors Weird Al's more than Michael Jackson's.

I think my dancing mirrors Weird Al's more than Michael Jackson's.

In that case, I recommend more red wine.

I think my dancing mirrors Weird Al's more than Michael Jackson's.

Prove it.

In that case, I recommend more red wine.That's right, drop it in a glass of Two Buck Chuck and see if either the wine or the M&M improve.

You should paint your fingernails.

In that case, I recommend more red wine.

2009 Bergevin Lane Linen Reserve Red goes well with dark chocolate M&Ms.

You should paint your fingernails.

I'm not the fingernail-painting type.

I keep the nails short because:
1) you can't make a good punching fist with long fingernails (learned that from TaeKwonDo practice), and
2) long nails are germ troughs (learned that from working in the medical industry).

1) you can't make a good punching fist with long fingernails

Thinking of going up to OC and patrolling the SART?

Thinking of going up to OC and patrolling the SART?

I don't think my Fist of Death would match up well against gangbangers. Or robots.

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i will be the lone voice of dissent. do not eat it. send it to me.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/files/2010/09/choose-1-red-pill-or-blue-pill.jpg

Choose wisely.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/files/2010/09/choose-1-red-pill-or-blue-pill.jpg

Plain or Peanut?

I'm not the fingernail-painting type.

I keep the nails short because:
1) you can't make a good punching fist with long fingernails (learned that from TaeKwonDo practice), and
2) long nails are germ troughs (learned that from working in the medical industry).

So... the people you punch are less likely to get an infection. Sounds like a win-win.

Plain or Peanut?

Ask Alice when she's ten feet tall. One pill makes you larger, one pill.....................

Maybe it's a candy coated body part of some vermin.

Maybe it's a candy coated body part of some vermin.

:eek:

Well that might put a damper on any future M&M consumption. :(

I think you have to eat it because of No M&M Left Behind and California didn't get the waiver from BO.

:eek:

Well that might put a damper on any future M&M consumption. :(

Perhaps the people in charge at M&Ms headquarters would pay you a large sum of money.

You can paint short fingernails.

What Cbad meant to say is that her M&M is symmetrically-challenged.

What Cbad meant to say is that her M&M is symmetrically-challenged.

How do you know what she meant,you reading her mind?

How do you know what she meant,you reading her mind?

No, mind-reading requires the unlimited data plan.

As long as it's not one of the green ones you should be ok.

Are you sure it's not a W&W?

You must put it in the museum of weird food.